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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2025

How do koalas get fit?
– They do bearobics.

What do Cuban Koala bears eat?
– Yucalyptus

What do you call a koala that drives?
– A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

Today I learnt koala bears aren’t actual bears. They’re marsupials.
– I guess they don’t meet the koalafications.

What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol?
– Deck the halls with baughs of holly, koalalalalalalalala.

What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing?
– “Joey to the World”, of course!

Why did the male koala invite the female koala over to his bamboo.
– He wanted to have a treesome.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
– It was dead.

What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it?
– Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What do you get if you cross a koala bear with an alien?
– Mars-upial.

A koala is in a job interview
– The interviewer asks the koala “what makes you think you are suitable for this job role?”.

“I have all of the necessary koalifications”.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
– It was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
I didn’t want it to get lonely so I shot it.

We were driving down the road when a koala cut ahead of us and knocked into the car.
– We sped up alongside of him and yelled out “Hey, you clipped us.”

Why are the best bears found in Australia?
– Because they’re high koala-ty.

Why do bosses always love to employ a koala?
– They always have the right koalafications.

What did the koalas say to the zookeeper after he cut their claws?
– “Eucalyptus!”

How did the koala get a manicure?
– Eucalyptus nails!

Why aren’t koalas classified as bears?
– Because they don’t have the right koalafications.

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