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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2025

A Koala walks into a bar…
– So he sits down and after a while of chatting with the barkeep he starts to notice a girl eyeing him from across the bar. So he goes and talks to her and after some flirting they decide to go upstairs

So they go upstairs and get into the 69 position and when its all said and done the koala goes to leave, but the girl says “Hey, where’s my money?” Appalled he says “What do you mean?” She replies by telling him to look up the definition of prostitute in the dictionary. He does so and it reads ‘One who does sexual acts for money.’ He then tells her to look up the definition of koala in the dictionary. She does this and it reads “small, tree dwelling marsupial that eats bush and leaves.”

Why couldn’t the koala bear get the job at the bank?
– Because he didn’t have the koala-fications.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
– It was dead.

What is a koala’s favorite pop song?
– Koala me maybe.

What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink?
– A pina koala.

A koala, a bear and a panda owned tea shops…
– But which one was the best?
The Koala’s, as it was the most Koala-Tea.

A rare white koala was born yesterday in an Australian zoo.
– At first they thought it was an albino, but realized that it didn’t meet the koalifications.

Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
– Because he was koala-fied.

How does one koala send a letter to another?
– They use bear mail.

i love koalas
– Why are Koala bears not considered bears?

They don’t meet the koalalifications.

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?
– Eucalyptus.

Why did the koala lose his job?
– He wasn’t koalafied enough.

Why don’t koalas use a Sat Nav?
– Because they never lose their bearings.

We were driving down the road when a koala cut ahead of us and knocked into the car.
– We sped up alongside of him and yelled out “Hey, you clipped us.”

What’s green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?
– Koala vomit

Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
– Because they don’t have the KOALifications

What is a koala bear’s favorite drink?
– A koka- koala.

Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir?
– Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.

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