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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2025

What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ?
– Sir!

How do koalas eat eucalyptus?
– With their bear hands.

I can’t stand Honors college kids. I asked this girl “hey, why aren’t koalas considered to be bears?”
– And she said, “they’re marsupials.”

Shut up, nerd. The answer to the joke is they don’t have the koalafications.

Have you guys heard the joke about the koala?
– So this Koala had applied for a job at his local supermarket but was very disappointed when he found out he didn’t have the correct Koalifications.

I’m so sorry.

I just heard they voted sexiest koala
– I hope the votes are coming from other koalas.

I feel they’re the only ones that are Koala-fied

(but seriously sexiest koala is a thing)

What is a koala’s favorite soft drink?
– Koka-Koala.

A koala walks into a barber shop
– A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, “Can eucalyptus?”

What did the koalas say to the zookeeper after he cut their claws?
– “Eucalyptus!”

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
– Because it was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

Because it got hit by the first koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?

Because he thought it was a game and joined in!

What is a koala bears favorite snack?
– Bearitos.

What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you?
– A bite-mare.

People tend to give teddy bears as gifts for Valentine’s Day.
– The standard teddy or panda bears seem popular this year. I’ve got my girlfriend a koala bear because she loves them.

Plus, I don’t know a better way to tell her that I’ve got chlymidia.

As an Aussie; 10am is when I make a cuppa Twinings English Breakfast for the local marsupials
– it’s a really koala tea time

Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree?
– Because he was dead too

What do you call a koala without chlamydia?
– A virgin.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Technically just one, as long as he’s koalafied.

How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy?
– You’ll see them jump for joey!

A koala walks into a restaurant.
– He says, “I’ll have the minestrone.”

The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of chili.

The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of lobster bisque.

The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of gazpacho.

After a while the waitress says, “Wow, you must be hungry.”

The koala answers, “No, I’m just a moresoupial.”

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