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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2024

What do you call a well made eucalyptus beverage?
– Quality koala tea

What’s a koalas favorite end of the world food?
– Apocalyptus.

How do you apologize to a koala?
– BEAR your heart and soul.

Why do bears care about social justice?
– They want to fight for ekoalaty.

I was on an Australian tour, and handled a koala bear. The trainer told me to wash my hands, as koala bears are known to have chlamydia.
– In all honesty, the koala should probably wash *his* hands.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? – It was tied to the first koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? – It thought it was a game.

Why did the man cycling through the bush fall off his bike? – He was hit by three koalas.

What is a marsupials favourite drink ?
– A Piña Koala

Why didn’t the koala get the job he went for?
– Because he was over-koalafied.

How did the koala bear get the high-paying job?
– He met all of the koalafications.

Who do you call when a hungry koala attacks?
– Yptus. You call Yptus.

Why didn’t the Koala get the job?
– He didn’t have…

The Koala-fications.

A koala is in a job interview
– The interviewer asks the koala “what makes you think you are suitable for this job role?”.

“I have all of the necessary koalifications”.

What is a koala’s favorite drink?
– A pina koala.

Why don’t koalas like fast food?
– Because it’s too hard for them to catch.

I’m tired of people saying bears are like humans and that’s why you should care about the polar icecaps melting.
– If bears were like humans they would be fine. The polar bears would steal land from the grizzly bears, have all the panda bears build them railroads. Send all the koala bears to Australia, all the gummy bears to San Francisco they’ll be fine. They’re start a country called Bearica and have a half black half polar bear president named bearock obama you see it’s not racist because it’s a bear joke.

Why aren’t Koalas actual bears?
– They don’t meet the koala-fications

Why did the Koala cross the road?
– To prove to the possum that it could be done!

What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a public place?
– He got embearassed.

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