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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2024

Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus?
– He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Technically just one, as long as he’s koalafied.

Why isn’t a koala considered a bear?
– Because it doesn’t have a *koala*fication

i love koalas
– Why are Koala bears not considered bears?

They don’t meet the koalalifications.

What is a koala’s favorite box of chocolates?
– Koalaty Streets!

How did the little koala bear stop the movie?
– She hit the paws button.

An man goes in for a job interview. Unfortunately, he is told that his degree and experience are not enough and he is turned away.
– The man decides he’s gonna get that job whatever it takes. So he first gets large round head, big furry ears and big black nose. Then, he begins to grow grey-brown and white fur all over his body and claws extend from his fingers and toes. Finally, he thinks he’s ready. So clutching his eucalyptus leaf snack in one hand he marches into the hiring office and again presents his resume for consideration.

The HR manager is suitably impressed this time around, but with a shake of his head turns the applicant away. “I’m afraid now you’re over-koala-fied”.

A koala walks into a restaurant.
– He says, “I’ll have the minestrone.”

The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of chili.

The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of lobster bisque.

The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of gazpacho.

After a while the waitress says, “Wow, you must be hungry.”

The koala answers, “No, I’m just a moresoupial.”

What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ?
– Sir!

How do koalas eat eucalyptus?
– With their bear hands.

I can’t stand Honors college kids. I asked this girl “hey, why aren’t koalas considered to be bears?”
– And she said, “they’re marsupials.”

Shut up, nerd. The answer to the joke is they don’t have the koalafications.

Have you guys heard the joke about the koala?
– So this Koala had applied for a job at his local supermarket but was very disappointed when he found out he didn’t have the correct Koalifications.

I’m so sorry.

I just heard they voted sexiest koala
– I hope the votes are coming from other koalas.

I feel they’re the only ones that are Koala-fied

(but seriously sexiest koala is a thing)

What is a koala’s favorite soft drink?
– Koka-Koala.

A koala walks into a barber shop
– A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, “Can eucalyptus?”

What did the koalas say to the zookeeper after he cut their claws?
– “Eucalyptus!”

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
– Because it was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

Because it got hit by the first koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?

Because he thought it was a game and joined in!

What is a koala bears favorite snack?
– Bearitos.

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