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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2024

A koala is in a job interview
– The interviewer asks the koala “what makes you think you are suitable for this job role?”.

“I have all of the necessary koalifications”.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
– It was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
I didn’t want it to get lonely so I shot it.

We were driving down the road when a koala cut ahead of us and knocked into the car.
– We sped up alongside of him and yelled out “Hey, you clipped us.”

Why are the best bears found in Australia?
– Because they’re high koala-ty.

Why do bosses always love to employ a koala?
– They always have the right koalafications.

What did the koalas say to the zookeeper after he cut their claws?
– “Eucalyptus!”

How did the koala get a manicure?
– Eucalyptus nails!

Why aren’t koalas classified as bears?
– Because they don’t have the right koalafications.

What is a koala’s second favorite christmas carol?
– Joey to the world.

What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit?
– Bearies.

What do you call a well made eucalyptus beverage?
– Quality koala tea

What’s a koalas favorite end of the world food?
– Apocalyptus.

How do you apologize to a koala?
– BEAR your heart and soul.

Why do bears care about social justice?
– They want to fight for ekoalaty.

I was on an Australian tour, and handled a koala bear. The trainer told me to wash my hands, as koala bears are known to have chlamydia.
– In all honesty, the koala should probably wash *his* hands.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? – It was tied to the first koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? – It thought it was a game.

Why did the man cycling through the bush fall off his bike? – He was hit by three koalas.

What is a marsupials favourite drink ?
– A Piña Koala

Why didn’t the koala get the job he went for?
– Because he was over-koalafied.

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