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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2024

What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink?
– A pina koala.

A koala, a bear and a panda owned tea shops…
– But which one was the best?
The Koala’s, as it was the most Koala-Tea.

A rare white koala was born yesterday in an Australian zoo.
– At first they thought it was an albino, but realized that it didn’t meet the koalifications.

Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
– Because he was koala-fied.

How does one koala send a letter to another?
– They use bear mail.

i love koalas
– Why are Koala bears not considered bears?

They don’t meet the koalalifications.

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?
– Eucalyptus.

Why did the koala lose his job?
– He wasn’t koalafied enough.

Why don’t koalas use a Sat Nav?
– Because they never lose their bearings.

We were driving down the road when a koala cut ahead of us and knocked into the car.
– We sped up alongside of him and yelled out “Hey, you clipped us.”

What’s green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?
– Koala vomit

Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
– Because they don’t have the KOALifications

What is a koala bear’s favorite drink?
– A koka- koala.

Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir?
– Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.

A koala applied for a job at my office
– He had amazing koalifications.

What does a koala pack in their suitcase?
– The bear necessities.

What do you say to a koala to encourage him to beat his personal best in bench pressing?
– Bro Eucalyptus!

Why did the male koala invite the female koala over to his bamboo.
– He wanted to have a treesome.

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