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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2025

Why was the koala fired from their job?
– Because they only did the bear minimum.

Why did the marsupials insist on family game night?
– They wanted to spend koala-ty time together.

Why are Austalian grocery stores the best?
– Because of their Koala Tea

Why did the first koala fall out the tree
– It was dead

Why did the second koala fall out the tree?

It got hit by the first koala

Why did the third koala fall out the tree?

Thought it was a race to the bottom

Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure

Why did the kangaroo die?

Got hit by four koala’s.

Have you seen that awesome video of a koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
– It’s super high koala tea.

What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”?
– “Aussie dead people.”

What do you call a koala that drives?
– A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

TIL that a koala is not technically considered a bear
– It doesn’t meet the koala-fications.

What’s a Koalas favorite drink?
– Coca Koala!

What is a koalas favorite food?
– A blue beary pie.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
– Because it was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

Because it got hit by the first koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?

Because he thought it was a game and joined in!

A koala bear walks into a brothel picks out the best looking girl and heads upstairs with her.
– While up there he eats her out like a madman doing things she’s never even heard of.

After about an hour he gets up heads out the door.
The girl stops him and demands payment.

The bear doesn’t understand. She has him look up prostitute in the dictionary, a person who trades sex for money. Still a little confused he asks what does it say about me.

Koala bear, an Australian native animal that eats bushes and leaves.

Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
– Because they don’t have the KOALifications

Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree?
– Because he thought they were playing a game.

Why does the koala bear always get the job?
– Because they are over koalafied.

Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
– It’s super high Koala-tea

A Koala walks into a bar…
– So he sits down and after a while of chatting with the barkeep he starts to notice a girl eyeing him from across the bar. So he goes and talks to her and after some flirting they decide to go upstairs

So they go upstairs and get into the 69 position and when its all said and done the koala goes to leave, but the girl says “Hey, where’s my money?” Appalled he says “What do you mean?” She replies by telling him to look up the definition of prostitute in the dictionary. He does so and it reads ‘One who does sexual acts for money.’ He then tells her to look up the definition of koala in the dictionary. She does this and it reads “small, tree dwelling marsupial that eats bush and leaves.”

Why couldn’t the koala bear get the job at the bank?
– Because he didn’t have the koala-fications.

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