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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2025

What is a koalas favorite food?
– A blue beary pie.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
– Because it was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

Because it got hit by the first koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?

Because he thought it was a game and joined in!

A koala bear walks into a brothel picks out the best looking girl and heads upstairs with her.
– While up there he eats her out like a madman doing things she’s never even heard of.

After about an hour he gets up heads out the door.
The girl stops him and demands payment.

The bear doesn’t understand. She has him look up prostitute in the dictionary, a person who trades sex for money. Still a little confused he asks what does it say about me.

Koala bear, an Australian native animal that eats bushes and leaves.

A Koala walks into a bar…
– So he sits down and after a while of chatting with the barkeep he starts to notice a girl eyeing him from across the bar. So he goes and talks to her and after some flirting they decide to go upstairs

So they go upstairs and get into the 69 position and when its all said and done the koala goes to leave, but the girl says “Hey, where’s my money?” Appalled he says “What do you mean?” She replies by telling him to look up the definition of prostitute in the dictionary. He does so and it reads ‘One who does sexual acts for money.’ He then tells her to look up the definition of koala in the dictionary. She does this and it reads “small, tree dwelling marsupial that eats bush and leaves.”

Why couldn’t the koala bear get the job at the bank?
– Because he didn’t have the koala-fications.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
– It was dead.

Why does the koala bear always get the job?
– Because they are over koalafied.

Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
– It’s super high Koala-tea

A rare white koala was born yesterday in an Australian zoo.
– At first they thought it was an albino, but realized that it didn’t meet the koalifications.

Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
– Because he was koala-fied.

What is a koala’s favorite pop song?
– Koala me maybe.

What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink?
– A pina koala.

A koala, a bear and a panda owned tea shops…
– But which one was the best?
The Koala’s, as it was the most Koala-Tea.

Why did the koala lose his job?
– He wasn’t koalafied enough.

How does one koala send a letter to another?
– They use bear mail.

i love koalas
– Why are Koala bears not considered bears?

They don’t meet the koalalifications.

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?
– Eucalyptus.

What’s green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?
– Koala vomit

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