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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2025

Today I learnt koala bears aren’t actual bears. They’re marsupials.
– I guess they don’t meet the koalafications.

Why aren’t koalas real bears?
– Because they don’t meet the koalifications!

Little brown bear
– There was once a little Brown bear who always wanted to be a koala bear. So he went to Australia and asked to join the koala bears union. They told he did’nt koala-ify.

What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend?
– “I love you-calyptus.”

What is a koala’s favorite pop singer?
– Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe

What do you call a Koala who doesn’t meet the requirements?
– Un-Koalified

Did you hear about the Koala bear who was thrown out of the Koala bear contest?
– He was dis-koala-fied

What do koalas eat after a nuclear winter?
– Apocalyptus

What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit?
– Bearies.

Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes?
– Because they love going bearfoot.

My girlfriend said we need to spend more quality time together.
– So I bought her a tea set and a koala and said wtf are we supposed to do now?

What do you call a Koala who doesn’t meet the requirements?
– Un-Koalified

When does a Koala go “moo”?
– When it is learning a new language!

What did the koala radio presenter say before going to a commercial break?
– We’re going to have a small paws for commercials.

Marsupials in Australia have been found drinking puddles of water with premium leaves from eucalyptus trees that have falling into them and enjoying it.
– They believe it’s some koala tea

What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?
– High koala tea

The koala tree joke.
– Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was drunk.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was hit by the first.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game and wanted to join in.

Why did the bushman go to hospital?
Because he was hit by three koalas.

Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus?
– He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.

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