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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2025

What is a koala’s favorite soft drink?
– Koka-Koala, of course!

Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree?
– Because he was DEAD.

What is a koala’s favorite car?
– A furrari.

What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation?
– They grin and bear it.

Why are koala’s so sleepy?
– Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!

Why couldn’t the koala bear get the job at the bank?
– Because he didn’t have the koala-fications.

What are marsupials’ favorite drinks?
– Quokka-Koala

Why did the boy fall of his bike?
– Because three koalas fell on top of him.

How do you apologize to a koala?
– You bear your heart and soul to them.

A koala walks into a barber shop
– A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, “Can eucalyptus?”

A marsupial fixed me an aromatic beverage, by pouring hot water over cured leaves and it was absolutely delightful! I asked how it was possible to make something so awesome at this level and he responded…
– “It’s koala tea.”

Did you hear about the Koala bear who was thrown out of the Koala bear contest?
– He was dis-koala-fied

What is a koala’s favorite pop singer?
– Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe

What do you call a Koala who doesn’t meet the requirements?
– Un-Koalified

Did you hear about the Koala bear who was thrown out of the Koala bear contest?
– He was dis-koala-fied

What do koalas eat after a nuclear winter?
– Apocalyptus

What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit?
– Bearies.

Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes?
– Because they love going bearfoot.

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