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Knee jokes 🦵 in 2025

What do you call the nation of people who scratch their knees?
Itchinese.
Thank you and good night

What has two knees and swims?
– A two-knee fish.

What is the name of the cartoon channel related to knees that children like to watch?
– We call it Kneeckelodeon!

Jimmy goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
– The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
Jimmy says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. When I touch my knee it hurts! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
Jimmy was diagnosed with a broken index finger later that day.

Brunette goes to the doctor
– Brunette woman goes to the doctor complaining that every were she touches her body it hurts, doctor asks touch your face, she says it hurts he says touch your knee,she says it hurts, the doctor finally comes to the conclusion and asks the woman, you was born a blonde wasn’t you, woman says yes why, doctor says because your finger is broken.

At the end of our last argument, my wife was on her hands and knees before me!
And then she said: “Get out from under the couch, you coward!”

A blond goes to the doctors and explains ‘everywhere on my body hurts real bad’ . So the doc says ‘please show me where’. So she’s touches her elbow , ouch ! Touches her knee , oh it hurts , touches her nose , oh my that hurts !
– The doctor reply’s , no wonder you are blond .. your finger is broken !!

Got rejected by long term girlfriend,after I took her to dinner at a fancy restaurant,mustered up the courage,got down on my knee and finally proposed
– A threesome with my wife.

Why did the knee surgeon have a lot of food every day?
– This was because he was a case of gluto-knee!

Which athlete was the first to take a knee?
– Tonya Harding.

My niece calls me her ankle. I call her my knees
– We are a joint family

What is the kind of knee that blows out smoke?
– We call it a chimknee!

What do you call a knee that has never been seen before anywhere in the world?
– You call it u-knee-que!

My dad works for a company that focuses on the health of the lower 3/4 of the body, and yesterday he just became the CEO.
– Now he’s the Head of Shoulders, Knees, and Toes!

“Why have you got those marks on your knees?”
her friend asked.
“Oh, it’s making love, doggie style.”
“Well, why don’t you change positions?”
“I’m willing, but the dog isn’t.”

Don’t you think leg puns can get a bit cor-knee?

When I was a lad, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa.
– I accidentally took a misstep and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried.I’d always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.I’ll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones.

What is the name of the famous knee that is a big tourist attraction and brings in a lot of revenue?
– It is known as the mo-knee!

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