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Knee jokes 🦵 in 2025

When I was 10, I fell down during recess at school
– When I got up, I noticed Ihad a rock embedded in my knee and my friend was pointing & laughing at me. So I dug the rock out and whipped it at him- hitting him right in the forehead.
That was the only time I ever passed a kid knee stone.

I was on a plane recently and the flight attendant was doing the safety announcement ‘In the event of an emergency please put your head between your knees” and a voice at the back of the plane shouted out..
– ” If I could do that I wouldn’t be flying to Thailand”….

When the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees
– Sycamore

My legs can’t be apart, they’re so kneedy!

what are cows knees called?
– burger joints

What do you call the knees that are calm and at peace all the time?
– You call them harmo-knee!

What is the name of the cute rabbit who has knees in the shape of bread?
– You call him a bun-knee!

You have to get a knee operation, ortho you thought.

Why did the patient want the nurse to be with her while going to the operation theater for a knee replacement surgery?
– Because she wanted to be accompa-knee-d!

What do you call when a knee surgery expert is acting all haywire?
– You can say that he has lost his sa-knee-ty!

Einstein was once travelling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger.
– When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn’t find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn’t there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn’t find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn’t find it.

The conductor said, “Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I’m sure you bought a ticket. Don’t worry about it”.

Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.

The conductor rushed back and said, “Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don’t worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don’t need a ticket. I’m sure you bought one”.

Einstein looked at him and said, “Young man, I too, know who I am. What I don’t know is where I’m going”.

Why did Eminem kneel at the half time show?
– His knees were weak, and arms were heavy.

What’s a knee’s favorite dessert?
– A brown-ie!

My doctor friend is addicted to hitting people on their knees to test their reflexes.
– He really gets a kick out of it.

What should one be calling a knee that is acting strange and silly?
– We should be calling it a loo-knee!

Why did the King kill the knee doctor after a bad surgery?
– Because the doctor refused to bend the knee!

Doctor’s are always hitting their patients on the knee to test their reflexes. They really get a kick out of it.

Why did the orthopedic doctor always put hats on the knees of his patients?
– This was because he wanted to make sure that their knee-caps were alright!

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