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Knee jokes 🦵 in 2024
Knees are important for many daily tasks and for things as basic as walking and sitting, but they are often the first parts of the body to struggle with age or weight gain. Their importance and their position within the body makes knee jokes funny to many people.
Hey Pinocchio would that be your knee?
– No it wood knot.
What kind of business involves boiling knees, elbows and shoulders in vats of water?
– A joint stock company
That pony has such long legs, knee-haw!
A football player goes to the doctor and says “It hurts when I touch my face, elbow and knee.” The doctor says,
– “You’ve broken your finger”
My knees are getting really worn down..
– They’re on their last legs
What happened when the knee surgery was unsuccessful on the patient?
– The patient said he was doing fine with a tone of iro-knee!
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?
– Tunnel Vision
Tiger Woods issues statement to Reddit regarding tasteless comments about his emergency knee surgery in r/Jokes.
– “I won’t stand for this”
What would you call a knee that cannot keep its cool before a knee replacement surgery?
– You get to call it pa-knee-c!
A priest is giving a young nun a lift home one day.
– As he’s shifting gears, he rests his hand on the nun’s knee. The nun looks up at the priest and says, “Father, remember Luke 14:10.” The priest withdraws his hand embarrassed. Next time they stop at light, he places his hand a little higher up on her thigh, again the nun says, “Remember Luke 14:10, Father.” The priest apologizes. “The flesh is weak,” he says.
When he drops her off, he reaches for his bible and he flips to Luke 14:10. Do you know what it says? — “Friend, come up higher, then thou shalt have glory.”
Help Requested
– A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, “I’m a star athlete, and have an I.Q. of 165, and I’d like to make a donation.” The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room.
Twenty minutes later, the man hasn’t come out, the nurse knocks on the door. “Is there a problem?” The man says, “I’m so embarrassed. I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?” The nurse replied, “I don’t usually do this, but you are kind of cute.” She gets on her knees and begins gratify him orally.
“I really appreciate this,” said the man, “but I need help getting the cap off the jar.”
Why did Eminem kneel at the half time show?
– His knees were weak, and arms were heavy.
Babies are born with 4 kidneys.
– When they grow up, 2 of them turn into adult knees.
Literally on her knees…
A: I heard you were in an argument with your wife last night.
B: Yeah, we did. It’s pretty rough actually.
A: How did it turn out?
B: Eventually I made her on her knees.
A: You did? And she said?
B: She told me, ‘get out from under that bed, I know you’re in there!’
What is the kind of pizza that knee surgery experts love having?
– They like to get the peppero-knee pizza!
A man is rushed into the emergency room, exclaiming that someone dressed as Mickey Mouse had broken his knee.
“Which knee?” Says the doctor
The man, pointing at his right leg, says “dis knee!”
What do you call the nation of people who scratch their knees?
Itchinese.
Thank you and good night
What should one be calling a knee that bees like to sit on?
– You call it a ho-knee!
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Who Uses Knee Jokes?
Most often used by those who work in the health care or sports industries, funny knee jokes can ease the tension that exists around knee injuries. As they can be a serious injury and affect most parts of life, having a knee assessed, fixed, or doing physio to correct it can be a stressful time. Those who work in these spaces and help people to determine what is wrong with their joints and what can be done about it are the most likely to use the top knee jokes. It can add a bit of distraction, as well as contain valid information that will help people to understand what has happened and how it can be repaired.Even without injury there are times that cute knee jokes will occur. Teachers who are engaging with students and discussing or demonstrating how the joint works, how to care for it, and teaching the parts of the joint will use cute knee jokes to make it easier to understand. Keeping fun within the classroom and improve grades and understanding, and many silly knee jokes exist within songs about the bones in the body, in rhymes about how they work and more.
Chiropractors will also use top knee jokes when discussing how the knee works in concert with the rest of the body and how to care for it. They may have silly knee jokes about the sound that a knee makes when it is moving back into correct alignment, how little movement is needed to make the knee pop, and even what that noise means. People who understand the workings of the body are sure to use body jokes, joint jokes, and medical jokes in order to help the patient feel at ease.
What Makes Knee Jokes Funny?
Corny knee jokes are funny as they tend to dismiss things as just normal knee sounds or normal ways that knees feel. Cheesy knee jokes, however, may point out how easily they can be injured. For such an important part and the work that they do, it can take a surprisingly little turn or shift to damage the knee and the funniest knee jokes address this fact.As everyone has knees and a basic understanding of how they work and what they do, silly knee jokes are even more funny. They should be easy to understand but in reality, they have several different parts and there are many aspects to keeping bones, joints, and especially knees healthy. This includes a proper balanced diet, keeping the body hydrated, and to exercise in ways that are safer for the joint. Exercise jokes are often intertwined with one liner knee jokes, as it is important in any exercise to take care of the knee joints.
The difference in the legs being the strongest part of the body and the knee being so precariously balanced makes top knee jokes funny. For something that is so vital to so many tasks, they must be cared for well and balance throughout the body has to be maintained in order to protect the health of the joints.