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Kidney jokes in 2025

What do you call a gay guy’s kidney stones?
– Fruity pebbles

What’s a kidneys favorite type of music?
– Organ music!

What’s 120 pinto beans plus 120 kidney beans?
– Two-farty

I donated a kidney last year
– They still want to know where i got it from

Hey guys, who is kidney…
– And what test is he failing?

I donate 1 kidney to a hospital and everyone thinks I am a hero
– I donate 10 kidneys and everyone thinks I am a monster

(Navy Joke) why do chiefs hate kidney stones ?
– It clogs the P ways

Why can a teacher donate her adult-sized kidney to save a student?
– Because it’s a kidney, not an adultney.

Chuck Norris passed 6 kidney stones.
– Thanos used them in the Infinity Gauntlet.

In case you ever have a urine test.
– The answer is urine comes from kidneys.

England doesn’t have a kidney bank,
– but it does have a Liverpool.

If animal organs were compatible with humans…
– Your dog would offer you his kidney even if he only had one that worked.

I went to donate a kidney once..
– but when I arrived at the hospital they asked me where I’d got it from

Everyone has kidneys…
– That is unless you’re an adult. Then you have adult knees.

I heard my ex girlfriend needs a new kidney
– I’m not worried, her body hasn’t rejected an organ in 25 years.

What do you call an overweight kidney doctor who can also predict the weather?
– A meaty-urologist

Why did Bach have to sell his kidney?
– Cause he was baroque

What do your Souls and Kidneys have in Common?
– If you are strapped for cash, You always have the option of selling them to the highest bidder.

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