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Karen jokes in 2024

PLEASE stop being Karens & attacking essential workers who have to follow the crazy emergency protocols set in place by their employers

What is a Karen called in Europe
– An American

I really don’t understand how Karen’s aren’t in better shape…
– They’re always stretching the truth and jumping to conclusions

Why don’t Karens wear masks?
– Because they are mouth-breathers.

What’s Karen’s favorite song
– Mask off by future

What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
– Demandarin.

I think it is time to reconsider calling people ‘Karen’. It is rude…
– We can all be Karen’s in our own ways. I just realized I’m a computer Karen.

– Every time something is taking too long, or the slightest inconvenience happens, I immediately want to see the task manager.

How many Karens did it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– One.
– She just holds the lightbulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.

Karen came into my restaurant the other day and asked, “Can you tell me about the menu please?”
– So I kicked her out and told her that the men I please are none of her business!!

Why did the Karen travel to Bethlehem on Christmas Eve?
– She wanted to speak to the manger!

Karen: Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up.
Tucker: You don’t need make-up, Karen.

Karen: Oh, Tucker…. really? That is so sweet of you!

Tucker: You need plastic surgery.

What is the difference between an angel of love jumping a motorcycle through a ring of fire and a Karen?
– One is a cupid stunt and the others a….

What’s Karen’s favorite song
– Mask off by future

Karen calls the police due to a blackout in her neighborhood
– Karen: Excuse me, there’s a black out in my neighborhood!

– Police: Call Centerpoint Energy.

– Karen: You don’t understand, he’s still here!

Two Karens are having lunch together
– The waiter stops by and asks “Is anything okay?”

A Karen Refuses To Wear a Mask
– Because she says it’s MANdated not WOMANdated

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