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Karen jokes in 2025

Dating these days as a Karen is hard, all of my dates act like teenagers.
– What I is need is a MANager!

What did the waiter say to the table full of Karens?
– Is anything all right?

What’s the difference between a Karen and a puppy?
– Eventually, the puppy will grow up and not whine as much.

Why did Karen marry Plankton?
– Because now she can always speak to the manager.

Damn these Karens.
– They crazy as hell.
– Lot of em’ need 2 be in stray jackets somewhere.

What happens when a Karen and a Boomer crash into each other?
– KaBoom!

What are Karen’s favorite candy?
– Entitle-mints

I get why Karen’s hate wearing face masks
– Because they make mouth breathers smell their own breath

PLEASE stop being Karens & attacking essential workers who have to follow the crazy emergency protocols set in place by their employers

What is a Karen called in Europe
– An American

I really don’t understand how Karen’s aren’t in better shape…
– They’re always stretching the truth and jumping to conclusions

Why don’t Karens wear masks?
– Because they are mouth-breathers.

What’s Karen’s favorite song
– Mask off by future

What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
– Demandarin.

I think it is time to reconsider calling people ‘Karen’. It is rude…
– We can all be Karen’s in our own ways. I just realized I’m a computer Karen.

– Every time something is taking too long, or the slightest inconvenience happens, I immediately want to see the task manager.

How many Karens did it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– One.
– She just holds the lightbulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.

Karen came into my restaurant the other day and asked, “Can you tell me about the menu please?”
– So I kicked her out and told her that the men I please are none of her business!!

Why did the Karen travel to Bethlehem on Christmas Eve?
– She wanted to speak to the manger!

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