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Karen jokes in 2024

Why is Karen’s brain of the size of a walnut?
– Because it’s swollen

Scientist recently linked a disease to women acting like a Karen.
– It’s mad cow disease.

Four Karens are sitting in a restaurant…
– A waitress comes up to their table and says “Good afternoon ladies, is anything alright?”

Police arrested two Karens yesterday, one was drinking battery acid,
– the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off.

Karen goes to the psychic…
– “Two men, Bob and Carl, both want to marry me. Who will be the lucky one?”

– “You will marry Bob. Carl will be the lucky one.”

What city do all Karens come from?
– THE AUDACITY.

Karen goes to the psychic…
– “Two men, Bob and Carl, both want to marry me. Who will be the lucky one?”
– “You will marry Bob. Carl will be the lucky one.”

Why can’t Karens get anything done on a Windows computer?
– They keep summoning the Task Manager

Why are Karen’s so bad robbers?
– Because they don’t wear a mask

What kind of clothing do Karens wear?
– A lawsuit.

What do schizophrenic Karens do for a living?
– They are managers.

What’s Karen’s favorite song
– Mask off by future

What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
– Demandarin.

I think it is time to reconsider calling people ‘Karen’. It is rude…
– We can all be Karen’s in our own ways. I just realized I’m a computer Karen.

– Every time something is taking too long, or the slightest inconvenience happens, I immediately want to see the task manager.

How many Karens did it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– One.
– She just holds the lightbulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.

Karen came into my restaurant the other day and asked, “Can you tell me about the menu please?”
– So I kicked her out and told her that the men I please are none of her business!!

Why did the Karen travel to Bethlehem on Christmas Eve?
– She wanted to speak to the manger!

Karen: Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up.
Tucker: You don’t need make-up, Karen.

Karen: Oh, Tucker…. really? That is so sweet of you!

Tucker: You need plastic surgery.

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