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Karen jokes in 2024

Karen goes to the psychic…
– “Two men, Bob and Carl, both want to marry me. Who will be the lucky one?”

– “You will marry Bob. Carl will be the lucky one.”

What city do all Karens come from?
– THE AUDACITY.

Karen goes to the psychic…
– “Two men, Bob and Carl, both want to marry me. Who will be the lucky one?”
– “You will marry Bob. Carl will be the lucky one.”

Why can’t Karens get anything done on a Windows computer?
– They keep summoning the Task Manager

Why are Karen’s so bad robbers?
– Because they don’t wear a mask

What kind of clothing do Karens wear?
– A lawsuit.

What do schizophrenic Karens do for a living?
– They are managers.

Why is Karen’s brain of the size of a walnut?
– Because it’s swollen

Scientist recently linked a disease to women acting like a Karen.
– It’s mad cow disease.

Four Karens are sitting in a restaurant…
– A waitress comes up to their table and says “Good afternoon ladies, is anything alright?”

Police arrested two Karens yesterday, one was drinking battery acid,
– the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off.

What’s Karen’s favorite song
– Mask off by future

Karen calls the police due to a blackout in her neighborhood
– Karen: Excuse me, there’s a black out in my neighborhood!

– Police: Call Centerpoint Energy.

– Karen: You don’t understand, he’s still here!

Two Karens are having lunch together
– The waiter stops by and asks “Is anything okay?”

A Karen Refuses To Wear a Mask
– Because she says it’s MANdated not WOMANdated

Why did Karen complain to the store manager about her photocopier?
– She didn’t like its tone.

Two Karens are having lunch together
– The waiter stops by and asks “Is anything okay?”

An anti-vaxxer, an entitled woman, and a Karen walk into a bar
– She demands to speak to the manager

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