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Karen jokes in 2025

Karen goes to the psychic…
– “Two men, Bob and Carl, both want to marry me. Who will be the lucky one?”
– “You will marry Bob. Carl will be the lucky one.”

Why can’t Karens get anything done on a Windows computer?
– They keep summoning the Task Manager

Why are Karen’s so bad robbers?
– Because they don’t wear a mask

What kind of clothing do Karens wear?
– A lawsuit.

What do schizophrenic Karens do for a living?
– They are managers.

Why is Karen’s brain of the size of a walnut?
– Because it’s swollen

Scientist recently linked a disease to women acting like a Karen.
– It’s mad cow disease.

Four Karens are sitting in a restaurant…
– A waitress comes up to their table and says “Good afternoon ladies, is anything alright?”

Police arrested two Karens yesterday, one was drinking battery acid,
– the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off.

Karen goes to the psychic…
– “Two men, Bob and Carl, both want to marry me. Who will be the lucky one?”

– “You will marry Bob. Carl will be the lucky one.”

What city do all Karens come from?
– THE AUDACITY.

The first Karen to get sick was..
– Impatient Zero

What’s the male version of a Karen called?
– I don’t know but a group of them is called a Senate.

What is a Karen America?
– An automobile.

Son: Dad, what’s the opposite of Karen?
– Dad: Umm, I don’t know, Sharon…?

– Son: But I thought Sharon was Karen.

Why are Karens bad at photoshop?
– Because they don’t know how to use a mask.

A group of crows is called a murder. What do you call a group of Karens??
– A migraine.

Did you hear Karen was banned from the zoo?
– She took a fence.

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