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Karate jokes ๐Ÿฅ‹๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ in 2025

Why did the karate master go to school? To improve his high kicks!

What did the karate master say at the pottery class? “This is my kind of spinning kick!”

Why did the karate master become a painter? He wanted to master the art of brush strokes!

What’s a karate master’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving – because of all the carving!

Why do karate masters love gardening? They get to weed out the competition!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and knew karate chops were coming!

Why did the karate master go to a dance party? He wanted to show off his fancy footwork!

What do you call a karate master who loves music? A chopin enthusiast!

Why did the karate master go to a fancy restaurant? He wanted to taste the punch of gourmet cooking!

Why did the karate master get a job at a bakery? He kneaded the dough!

Why did the karate master get kicked out of the fruit market? He was caught doing karate chops!

What’s a karate master’s favorite type of fish? The one that doesn’t fight back!

Why did the karate master go to a music concert? He wanted to see the band perform some hits!

What’s a karate master’s favorite type of bird? The crane – because of its amazing kicks

Why don’t karate masters use calendars? Because they use their fists to break dates!

What did the karate master do at the baseball game? He tried to hit a home run with his fist!

What do karate masters say before a meal? Lettuce pray before we chop!

Why do karate masters hate rainy days? It’s hard to punch when your hands are slippery!

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