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Karate jokes ๐Ÿฅ‹๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ in 2025

What’s a karate master’s favorite piece of furniture? The chopping block!

What’s a karate master’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal – it’s all about the hits!

Why did the karate master start knitting? He wanted to master the art of wool chops!

What do you call a martial artist who’s good at math? A karate counter!

Why did the karate master go to a flea market? He heard they were selling cheap punches!

What do karate masters do when they see a bug? They give it a fly kick!

Why did the karate master go to a casino? He wanted to try his luck with the punch numbers!

What did the karate master name his dog? Chop Suey!

Why don’t karate masters eat pancakes? Because they’re too flipping hard!

What did the karate master do at the circus? He juggled with his fists!

Why did the karate master go to the bakery? He heard they needed a good roll model!

Why do karate masters love Christmas? They get to break the ice!

Why did the karate master start a band? He heard they needed someone who could hit high notes!

Why did the karate master open a bakery? He wanted to roll with the punches!

Why do karate masters make great detectives? They always hit upon the truth!

What’s a karate master’s favorite snack? Chop-olate cookies!

Why did the karate master go to a farm? He wanted to teach the animals self-defense!

Why did the karate master go to a comedy show? He heard they needed someone to deliver punchlines!

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