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Juan jokes 🌮 in 2025

How many Mexicans does it take to mow the lawn?
– Only Juan.

How is Trump going to deport the Mexicans?
– Juan by Juan.

Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
– Because every Juan that can jump, run and swim is already in the U.S.

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
“How was he killed” asked one detective. “With a golf gun.” Replied the second detective.
“A golf gun? What’s a golf gun?”
“I don’t know, but it sure made a hole in Juan”

What do you call two mexican clones playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What are the chances of winning the Mexican lottery?
– Juan in a million.

A mexican man was struck through the chest with a golf ball.
– They called it a hole in Juan.

whenever i needed help, my Mexican friend is always there for me.
– He is Juan hell of a guy.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
– Juan

What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
– Obi Juan Kanobe.

My grandparents are from San Juan, Puerto Rico, but the rest of my family is European.
I guess that makes me Quarter-Rican.

You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me.
Once you’ve heard Juan you’ve heard Jamal.

In case of Taco emergency…
– Dial 9 Juan Juan.

Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
– Because if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.

Why was Juan so depressed?
– because the loneliest hombre is the hombre Juan.

How does Donald Trump plan on deporting millions of illegal immigrants?
– Juan by Juan

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?
– Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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