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Juan jokes 🌮 in 2025

I’m a regular Don Juan
– The ladies Don Juan anything to do with me

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant, so I started looking for some names…
…in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain.

Why are black jokes and mexican jokes the same?
– Because once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal!

I just found out that George Clooney’s wife has a twin brother named Juan who looks exactly like her
– Some people say that once you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal

I don’t like tacos
Said no Juan ever.

What did the mexican say to the Highlander?
– There can only be Juan.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
– Juans upon a time.

Juan, a prison warden, decided a group of sikhs (4 or 5 of them) should be released for good behaviour.
– The occasion was mentioned in the newspaper: “Juan to free four, five sikhs”
I’ll be here all week.

2 detectives were looking over Juan’s murdered, lifeless body..
– when one detective says ” it looks like he was killed by a golf gun”. The other detective said “what’s a golf gun?” The other says ” I dunno, but it sure made a hole in Juan.”

Racist Jokes are all the same
– Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal.

Why were Juan and his twin sibling able to plagiarize off each other without being caught?
– Nobody expects the Spanish Twin Submission.

why didn’t Maria go to prom?
– she had no Juan to go with

Did you hear about the new Marvel hero? He’s a Mexican guy that can clone himself…
I think he’s called Juan Division.

Mexican and black jokes are way too similar now..
You’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal.

Why did the DJ played emo songs when he saw Juan?
– Because there is a Hispanic at the Disco

What did the Mexican woman say to her boyfriend?
– You’re the Juan for me.

My daughter ran off with some Hispanic guy…
– She says he’s her Juan and only…

What did the cannibal say to 2 Mexicans?
– I thought I’d eat both of you but I only have room for Juan

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