Juan jokes 🌮 in 2024

What are the odds that a Latino wins two $500,000 jackpots back to back?
– A million to Juan.

What number do you call in a Taco emergency?
– Nine Juan Juan

Did you know Juan the horse has a brother named jamal?
– Nothing really special, they’re identical twins.
If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Jamal

A woman has twins and gives up both for adoption.
– The first twin is adopted by an Egyptian family and is then named “Amal.”
The second twin is adopted by a Spanish family and is then named “Juan.”
After 25 years, Juan sends a picture of himself to his biological mother after doing some research about his actual mother.
His mother (biological), almost instantaneously recognises him.
His mother then tells this to her partner and she tells, ” How I wish I could see my other son!”.
In reply, her partner says “If they both are identical twins then and then you saw one of them, then you have seen them both.”

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?
– The Juan percent.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Don Juan.
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to go to school today, let’s go to the zoo instead.

Identical Twins
A teenage girl gave birth to identical twin boys. As she realized she was not ready to take care of young children, let alone 2 boys, she made the difficult decision to give them up for adoption.

The boys were adopted immediately. One of them was adopted by a lovely Egyptian family who decided to name him Amal. The other boy was adopted by a wonderful Mexican couple who called him Juan.

Several years later, the young woman was sitting up one night, thinking of her sons. She wondered what became of them. Were they healthy? Were they handsome? She decided to reach out to the adoption agency to see if she could somehow get some information on her sons.

A few weeks later, the adoption agency invited her to come down to their office. They had received pictures of Juan from the family in Mexico.

As she flipped through the pictures of her lovely Juan, she felt relieved to see he had grown into a healthy and strong young man. Still… she wondered about her other son, Amal.

“I wish I had pictures of my other boy”, said the young lady.
The agent from the adoption agency replied: “Once you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal”.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– Just Juan.

a golfer stabbed a Mexican the other day….
it was a hole in Juan

A woman has twin boys.
– A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”

A guy says, “Obstetricians named Juan can’t seem to learn the whole alphabet.”
His friend replies, “Why??”

“I dunno. For some reason they always get stuck at B.”

“That’s ridiculous. O.B. Juan can know ‘B'”

I’ll show my self out.

You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me.
Once you’ve heard Juan you’ve heard Jamal.

My two Mexican friends decided to see who’s the best at basketball
– They played Juan on Juan

What’s a Mexican’s favorite martial art?
– Tae K-Juan Do.

Amal and Juan repost a joke on /r/jokes but no one ever upvotes Juan’s posts
– Because once you’ve seen Amal, you don’t wanna see another Juan.

How many jokes does it take to make a Mexican smile?
– Juan.

What’s a Mexican’s favorite book?
– Alice In Juan-derland

I’m a regular Don Juan
– The ladies Don Juan anything to do with me