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Juan jokes 🌮 in 2025

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
“How was he killed” asked one detective. “With a golf gun.” Replied the second detective.
“A golf gun? What’s a golf gun?”
“I don’t know, but it sure made a hole in Juan”

What do you call a Mexican that graduated college?
– The chosen Juan.

Mexican jokes are like black jokes…
– Once you heard Juan you heard Jamal.

An Irish Mexican teenager starts a job as a builder..
Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he’s doing it wrong. “You’ve got a lot to learn young Paddy Juan”.

What are the chances of winning the Mexican lottery?
– Juan in a million.

What are the odds of a Mexican getting across the border?
– Juan in a million.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Juan

How many Rodriguezes does it take to change a lightbulb?
– Juan Rodriguez

So Juan, Pablo, and Jose are all attempting to cross the border legally…
A border guard stops when he sees only one of them has the correct papers, and says
‘Whoa whoa whoa there can be only Juan!’

I’ll see myself out

My mexican friend commited a robbery and got away.
– Now he’s Juanted

My friend had twins last month, Amal and Juan
– When I saw her at the store yesterday she only had a picture of one of the babies on her phone but she assured me, “If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”

What you call a house with a Mexican and American ghost?
– A Juan-Ted house

Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same…
Once you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Jamal.

Mexican jokes are like black jokes.
– Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal.

Juan Ken always dreamed of becoming an obstetrician but when he finally made it he couldn’t decide on what people should call him.
– His two choices: OB Juan, Ken OB

How’s Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans?
– Juan by Juan.

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?
– Once you’ve heard Juan you’ve heard Jamal.

Juan has 40 chocolate bars. He eats one. What does Juan have now?
– Diabetes. Juan has diabetes.

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