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Juan jokes 🌮 in 2025

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
“How was he killed” asked one detective. “With a golf gun.” Replied the second detective.
“A golf gun? What’s a golf gun?”
“I don’t know, but it sure made a hole in Juan”

What do you call a Mexican that graduated college?
– The chosen Juan.

Mexican jokes are like black jokes…
– Once you heard Juan you heard Jamal.

An Irish Mexican teenager starts a job as a builder..
Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he’s doing it wrong. “You’ve got a lot to learn young Paddy Juan”.

What are the chances of winning the Mexican lottery?
– Juan in a million.

What are the odds of a Mexican getting across the border?
– Juan in a million.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Juan

My mexican friend commited a robbery and got away.
– Now he’s Juanted

How many Rodriguezes does it take to change a lightbulb?
– Juan Rodriguez

So Juan, Pablo, and Jose are all attempting to cross the border legally…
A border guard stops when he sees only one of them has the correct papers, and says
‘Whoa whoa whoa there can be only Juan!’

I’ll see myself out

What did the Mexican woman say to her boyfriend?
– You’re the Juan for me.

My daughter ran off with some Hispanic guy…
– She says he’s her Juan and only…

What did the cannibal say to 2 Mexicans?
– I thought I’d eat both of you but I only have room for Juan

So Juan, Pablo, and Jose are all attempting to cross the border legally.
– A border guard stops when he sees only one of them has the correct papers, and says, “Whoa whoa whoa there can be only Juan!”

I won a tutu in a charity draw at my daughter’s ballet school. My Mexican friend entered as well.
– Juan won one tutu too.

I don’t like tacos
Said no Juan ever.

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?
– Because once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal.

My friend had twins last month, Amal and Juan
– When I saw her at the store yesterday she only had a picture of one of the babies on her phone but she assured me, “If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”

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