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Jokes for kids 🧒 in 2024

What is a cat’s favorite color?
-Purrr-ple!

Why was the rabbit happy?
-Because somebunny loved him!

Why did the tomato stop?
-Because he was out of juice.

here’s a girl on a boat in a pretty pink coat. What’s her name?
-What.

Why did Rudolph have a bad report card?
-Because he went down in History!

Why do hockey players make great bankers?
-Because they are good at checking.

Mr. Red and Ms. Red live in the red house; Mr. Purple and Ms. Purple live in the purple house. Who lives in the white house?
-The president!

Why did the skeletons cross the road?
-To get to the body shop!

Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
-They dribble all the time.

Two monkeys were fighting over a banana. What happened?
-Banana split!

What’s scarier than a monster?
-A momster.

Why are fish so smart?
-Because they live in a school!

How do they answer the phone at the paint store?
-Yellow!

I spent five minutes fixing a broken clock yesterday.
-At least, I think it was five minutes…

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