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Jellyfish jokes in 2025

What do jellyfish wear to formal occasions? Jelly ties!

What do you call a fashionable jellyfish? Jelly chic!

What do jellyfish use to clean their house? A sponge!

Why did the jellyfish go to jail? It was caught poaching fish eggs!

What’s a jellyfish’s favorite type of music? Float and Roll!

What kind of math are jellyfish good at? Algebra, they know all about the “x” tentacle!

Why was the jellyfish the life of the party? It was a “glow”-getter!

What do jellyfish eat at barbecues? Krill kebabs!

Why don’t jellyfish like fast food? It gives them a sinking feeling!

What’s a jellyfish’s favorite type of shoe? Flippers!

Why was the jellyfish a good comedian? Its jokes always had a “sting”!

What’s a jellyfish’s favorite game? Truth or “sting”!

Why don’t jellyfish get stressed? They’re always in the “jelly” good mood!

What’s a jellyfish’s favorite coffee? A sea latte!

How does a jellyfish ask for food? “Can I have a sting-wich please?”

What’s a jellyfish’s favorite style of music? Jelly Roll Blues!

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