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Jellyfish jokes in 2025

What do you call a jellyfish that can play an instrument? A jelly maestro!

Why was the jellyfish good at school? Because it was always in the “current” lesson!

What do jellyfish wear to the gym? Jelly sneakers!

How do jellyfish keep their tentacles warm? They use octo-mittens!

What do you call a jellyfish who likes to clean? A Dust-Buster!

How do jellyfish like their eggs? Jelly side up!

Why was the jellyfish a good reporter? It always got the “scoop”!

What kind of photos does a jellyfish take? Shellfies!

How do jellyfish make a toast? They “raise the barb”!

What’s a jellyfish’s favorite type of sandwich? Peanut butter and jelly-fish!

What is a jellyfish’s favorite sport? Surfing, because they love to ride the waves!

How do jellyfish keep their shape? They avoid peer pressure!

Why did the jellyfish make a great actor? It was excellent at “sea”-nes!

Why did the jellyfish refuse to play cards? It was afraid of sharks!

Why was the jellyfish always late? It couldn’t keep up with the current!

Why don’t jellyfish play hide and seek? They’re too transparent!

Why did the jellyfish go to the party? To have a whale of a time!

What is a jellyfish’s favorite type of car? A Volks-wagen Beetle, because it reminds them of their bug-like appearance!

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