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Jellyfish jokes in 2025

Why did the jellyfish make a great actor? It was excellent at “sea”-nes!

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Why did the jellyfish refuse to play cards? It was afraid of sharks!

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Why was the jellyfish always late? It couldn’t keep up with the current!

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Why don’t jellyfish play hide and seek? They’re too transparent!

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Why did the jellyfish go to the party? To have a whale of a time!

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What is a jellyfish’s favorite type of car? A Volks-wagen Beetle, because it reminds them of their bug-like appearance!

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What did the jellyfish say to the shark? I’m stinging it to the man!

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What is a jellyfish’s favorite pastime? Floating around and doing nothing!

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How do jellyfish like their drinks? On the rocks, no salt!

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How do jellyfish say goodbye? “Sea” you later!

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What’s a jellyfish’s favorite candy? Jelly Beans!

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What do jellyfish like to put on their toast? Jelly, of course!

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Why did the jellyfish refuse to play chess? It was afraid of the queen’s gambit!

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How do jellyfish ask each other out? “Water you doing later?”

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How do jellyfish like to relax? By drifting and dreaming!

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What do you call a jellyfish at a rock concert? A jelly fan!

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Why did the jellyfish blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom!

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What’s a jellyfish’s favorite sitcom? Friends, because it’s all about being there for each other when the rain starts to pour – or the currents get strong!

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