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Jellyfish jokes in 2025

What do you call a jellyfish that can pick up radio stations? A Jel-FM!

What’s a jellyfish’s favorite candy? Jelly Beans!

What do jellyfish like to put on their toast? Jelly, of course!

Why did the jellyfish refuse to play chess? It was afraid of the queen’s gambit!

How do jellyfish ask each other out? “Water you doing later?”

How do jellyfish like to relax? By drifting and dreaming!

What do you call a jellyfish at a rock concert? A jelly fan!

Why did the jellyfish blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom!

What’s a jellyfish’s favorite sitcom? Friends, because it’s all about being there for each other when the rain starts to pour – or the currents get strong!

What do jellyfish wear to formal occasions? Jelly ties!

What do you call a fashionable jellyfish? Jelly chic!

What do jellyfish use to clean their house? A sponge!

Why did the jellyfish go to jail? It was caught poaching fish eggs!

What’s a jellyfish’s favorite type of music? Float and Roll!

What kind of math are jellyfish good at? Algebra, they know all about the “x” tentacle!

Why was the jellyfish the life of the party? It was a “glow”-getter!

What do jellyfish eat at barbecues? Krill kebabs!

Why don’t jellyfish like fast food? It gives them a sinking feeling!

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