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Jellyfish jokes in 2025

What do you call a jellyfish that can pick up radio stations? A Jel-FM!

What do jellyfish say after a bad joke? “I guess that didn’t quite land-swim!”

What do you call a jellyfish with a cold? A snotty jelly!

What did the grape say when the jellyfish stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

How does a jellyfish propose? With a ring from the ocean floor!

Why did the jellyfish cross the road? To get to the other tide!

Why was the jellyfish a good negotiator? It always got its points across!

Why don’t jellyfish use smartphones? They prefer to “sting” instead of “ring”!

Why did the jellyfish join the gym? To get its tentacles toned!

How does a jellyfish greet its friends? “Watt’s up”!

How does a jellyfish light up a room? It uses its biolumi-“nice”-ty!

Why are jellyfish such great employees? They can multitask with all their arms!

How do jellyfish write secrets? In invisible ink!

What’s a jellyfish’s favorite place to visit? The Great Barrier “Reefer”!

What type of fish goes well with peanut butter? A jellyfish!

Why are jellyfish great detectives? They always go through everything with a fine-tooth comb!

Why don’t jellyfish get good grades? They can’t handle the pressure!

Why was the jellyfish always relaxed? It just went with the flow!

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