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Jeep jokes in 2025

Groaned a whole store with this one.
I was buying new tires for my car. While I was discussing my options the person down the counter was flustered at the prices she was being offered. To this she loudly asked:

“I put the same ones on my husbands Jeep last year! What happened? Why are they so expensive?!”

To which I looked at over and loudly stated. “Inflation.”

The guys behind the counter laughed. The rest of the room groaned out a chorus of dadjoke music that should have been filmed live in front of a studio audience.

I’m 1/16th Cherokee…
– Not by ancestry, but because I got into a terrible accident in my Jeep and the doctors were unable to remove all the shrapnel.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?
– Jeep Jeep

I’m 1/16th Cherokee…
– Not by ancestry, but because I got into a terrible accident in my Jeep and the doctors were unable to remove all the shrapnel.

A husband bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas
A friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?”
“She did,” the husband replied, “But where in the world was I going to find a fake Jeep!”

I’m 1/16th Cherokee…
Not by ancestry, but because I got into a terrible accident in my Jeep and the doctors were unable to remove all the shrapnel.

Pimp my ride
I’ve just ordered the personal number plate BAA BAA.

Should look cool on my black jeep.

There was a bad accident at the Air Force base.
– A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.

If I load up my kids in the Jeep
– How much ammo do you think I should let them use?

There was a bad accident at the Air Force base.
A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.

I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.
– A friend of mine said, “I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?”

“She did,” I replied, “But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!”

Two nuns, who were in Africa to spread the gospel, ran out of gas with their jeep just outside a remote village they had visited.
– One of the nuns remembered they had a small gas station of sorts in the village, so they decided to walk back and get some gas for their jeep. They couldn’t find any can in the car, but one of them grabbed a potty from their sanitary equipment and said it would suffice, and off they went. As they returned, and started pouring gasoline from the potty into the car, a villager came passing by. As he saw them, and what they were doing, he exclaimed:

“Sisters, I do not share your beliefs, but I do admire your faith!”

A man buys his wife a beautiful diamond ring for xmas.
– After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.”
“She did,” he replied. “But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?”

Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said ‘Bear Left’…
– They turned around and went home.

I was driving a jeep in a new video game
– It was a little buggy

What does a shepherd drive?
– Ba Ba Black Jeep

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night
She ended up rolling in the Jeep.

My wife crashed the car listening to Adele,
– She was rolling in the jeep

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