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Jalapeno jokes ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ in 2025

What’s a jalapeno’s favorite type of weather? Scorching hot summer!

What’s a jalapeno’s favorite type of cookie? A hot pepper snickerdoodle!

What do you call a jalapeno that can sing? A pepper-tenor!

What’s a jalapeno’s favorite type of book? A mystery with a hot twist!

What’s a jalapeno’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beet!

What’s a jalapeno’s favorite type of drink? A spicy margarita!

Why did the jalapeno flunk its exam? It couldn’t handle the pressure!

Why did the jalapeno go to the music concert? It loved the sizzling beats!

Why was the jalapeno wearing a jacket? It was a little chili!

Why did the jalapeno become a teacher? It loved a heated debate!

Why did the jalapeno go to therapy? It couldn’t handle the heat!

How does a jalapeno like its eggs? Sunny-side hot!

What’s a jalapeno’s favorite type of car? A chili-pepper red Ferrari!

How does a jalapeno like its tea? Blazing hot!

Why do jalapenos never get locked out? They always have the right key… lime sauce!

What’s a jalapeno’s favorite type of game? Hot potato!

How does a jalapeno catch up on the news? It reads the p-p-per!

What’s a jalapeno’s favorite type of ice cream? Chili chocolate!

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