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It’s So Cold Jokes 🥶 in 2025

It was so cold…
-roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!

It’s so cold the optometrist is giving away
-free ice scrapers with eyeglasses.

What kind of pictures would two people like to take during the cold weather?
-They would definitely take polar-oids!

It was so cold . . .
-Levi Strauss started manufacturing electric jeans!

It’s so cold I had to use my supermarket loyalty card to get the ice off my car.
-It only got 10% off.

It was so cold…
– my nasal passages were so frozen up that when I sneezed – my eyes popped out onto the snow! It took me over two hours to find them –

It was so cold . . .
-when we parked the sled, we either had to plug in the dogs – or keep them running in place!

It was so cold . . .
-when I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring!

It was so cold we went skiing instead of swimming,
-you could say we were mis-sled.

How should people confront their enemy in the cold weather?
-They have got to confront each other with an icy stare!

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