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It’s So Cold Jokes 🥶 in 2025

It was so cold…
– the doctor thought I had shotgun wounds – until I told him I’d just been standing in front of Dad when he sneezed and blew the shards of ice off his moustache.

It is so cold . . .
-people with traffic tickets would plead guilty and beg for the electric chair!

It was so cold…
-I needed a hammer and chisel to get at the little pockets of brown sugar down in my porridge.

It was so cold . . .
-the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses!

It’s so cold today,
-I would like you to know this cold weather is snow much fun.

What do you call the friendly ghost during the cold weather?
-You get to call him Cas-brrrrrr!

It’s so cold in winter,
– the Police told a robber to freeze, and he really did.

What would you call a dollar that’s frozen because it is so cold outside?
– You would call it cold, hard cash.

It was so cold . . .
-kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: “But Mom, my pyjamas haven’t thawed out yet!”

It was so cold…
– when the cops ordered someone to “freeze”, they had to thaw them out later back at the lock-up.

It’s so cold
-refrigerators are redundant.

Which kind of hats are so cold they are always frozen?
-Ice caps.

What would the furry hat say to the warm scarf during winter? ”
– “You better hang around while I go ahead.”

Feeling cold?
-Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.

What happens when someone gets very angry in cold weather?
-That person has a meltdown!

It was so cold . . .
-the travel agency was advertising tropical vacations in Igloolik!

It was so cold I stopped worrying about my acne
– and ice started to worry about my goosebumps.

It was so cold…
-the wanted posters down at the police station all looked the same – everyone was wearing a balaclava. (Half the town got arrested, and it was Spring before the innocent ones were finally identified and released.)

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