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It’s So Cold Jokes 🥶 in 2025

Why would Great Wooly Mammoth cross the road?
-Because there were no chickens during the Ice Age.

The only way to stop the snow from giving you cold feet is by
-ensuring you don’t go around brr-footed.

During the cold weather, what gives off negative vibes?
-You get negative vibes from the temperature

It was so cold .
-I chipped a tooth on my soup!

It was so cold
-ack Frost changed his name to Jack Froze.

It was so cold…
-I had to wave a blow-torch in front of my nose just to have a sneeze.

It’s so cold outside…
-even the ATM shows minus.

It was so cold . . .
-the dogs had to put jumper cables on the rabbits – just to get them running!

A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says,
– “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”

What do you call a cold crocodile in winter?
– A refrigergator.

Why is slippery ice in freezing weather just like a music sheet that you practice?
– Because if you don’t C sharp, you will B flat.

What does the Eskimo use in cold weather to seal his house?
-They use the i-glues!

What kind of beverage should we have during the cold weather?
-We should have a fros-tea!

It was so cold . . .
-Grandpa’s teeth were chattering – in the glass!

It’s so cold here but I love it
-there’s snow place like home.

It was so cold…
-e-mail was almost useless. It’s hard to understand a message when it’s typed while wearing three pairs of heavy woolen mittens.

It’s so cold outside…
-…the local flasher just described himself to me

It was so cold . . .
-Playboy magazine stopped publishing because no women would take their clothes off.

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