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It’s So Cold Jokes 🥶 in 2025

It was so cold . . .
-kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: “But Mom, my pyjamas haven’t thawed out yet!”

It was so cold…
– when the cops ordered someone to “freeze”, they had to thaw them out later back at the lock-up.

It’s so cold
-refrigerators are redundant.

Which kind of hats are so cold they are always frozen?
-Ice caps.

What would the furry hat say to the warm scarf during winter? ”
– “You better hang around while I go ahead.”

Feeling cold?
-Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.

What happens when someone gets very angry in cold weather?
-That person has a meltdown!

It was so cold . . .
-the travel agency was advertising tropical vacations in Igloolik!

It was so cold I stopped worrying about my acne
– and ice started to worry about my goosebumps.

It was so cold…
-the wanted posters down at the police station all looked the same – everyone was wearing a balaclava. (Half the town got arrested, and it was Spring before the innocent ones were finally identified and released.)

It was so cold…
-kids stopped worrying about acne. The new problem – goosepimples!

It’s so cold I saw a Greyhound bus and the dog
-was riding on the inside.

What are the only two seasons to occur in Antarctica?
-Cold and colder.

What would the opposite of a cold front be?
-The opposite would probably be a warm back.

The man got cold feet because
-he fell asleep with his legs in a bucket of ice!

What is the best Mexican food to have during the cold weather?
-You should have a brrrrr-ito!

It was so cold . . .
-pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers’ pockets just to keep them warm!

It was so cold snowflakes froze in the air,
– and the birds hopped on them.

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