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It’s So Cold Jokes 🥶 in 2025

It was so cold . . .
– we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it to warm up!

It is so cold outside
-that even time has frozen!

It is so cold outside
-that I was breathing out snowflakes!

It’s so cold
-we didn’t clean the house, we just defrosted it.

It is so cold outside
-that even the snowmen are wearing sweaters!

It was so cold . . .
-Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!

How cold is it?
-I would say it’s so cold that you can only make chilly dogs.

It was so cold…
– thanks to those thick scarves wrapped around our heads, we had to learn a new language – mumbling!

I heard it’s so cold in Florida that frozen Iguanas are falling from trees.
-I’ll make sure to bring a coat next time Iguana visit Florida.

It was so cold . . .
– the Husky Association was making emergency service calls to get the dog teams started! Then…

Why don’t mountains catch colds?
-They wear snow caps.

It was so cold…
-roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!

It’s so cold the optometrist is giving away
-free ice scrapers with eyeglasses.

What kind of pictures would two people like to take during the cold weather?
-They would definitely take polar-oids!

It was so cold . . .
-Levi Strauss started manufacturing electric jeans!

It’s so cold I had to use my supermarket loyalty card to get the ice off my car.
-It only got 10% off.

It was so cold…
– my nasal passages were so frozen up that when I sneezed – my eyes popped out onto the snow! It took me over two hours to find them –

It was so cold . . .
-when we parked the sled, we either had to plug in the dogs – or keep them running in place!

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