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It’s So Cold Jokes 🥶 in 2025

What happens when someone gets very angry in cold weather?
-That person has a meltdown!

It was so cold . . .
-the travel agency was advertising tropical vacations in Igloolik!

It was so cold I stopped worrying about my acne
– and ice started to worry about my goosebumps.

It was so cold…
-the wanted posters down at the police station all looked the same – everyone was wearing a balaclava. (Half the town got arrested, and it was Spring before the innocent ones were finally identified and released.)

It was so cold…
-kids stopped worrying about acne. The new problem – goosepimples!

It’s so cold I saw a Greyhound bus and the dog
-was riding on the inside.

What are the only two seasons to occur in Antarctica?
-Cold and colder.

What would the opposite of a cold front be?
-The opposite would probably be a warm back.

The man got cold feet because
-he fell asleep with his legs in a bucket of ice!

What is the best Mexican food to have during the cold weather?
-You should have a brrrrr-ito!

It was so cold . . .
-pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers’ pockets just to keep them warm!

It was so cold snowflakes froze in the air,
– and the birds hopped on them.

It was so cold…
-people getting their passport photos taken wouldn’t take their balaclavas off, either. All winter long there was chaos at the airports and border crossings.

It was so cold . . .
– when we milked the cows, we got ice cream! When we milked the brown cows – we got chocolate ice cream!

When it became cold outside last night,
-we decided to chill in the store and have some coffee.

How do you search Google on freezing cold days?
– With the winter-net.

What would you call ice during the freezing weather?
-The skid stuff.

When it is still cold and snowing and the sun emerges
-be on the lookout for snowbows.

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