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It’s So Cold Jokes 🥶 in 2025

It’s so cold…
-Harvey Weinstein is keeping his hands to himself.

It’s so cold outside…
-I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple.

Why is the letter B so cold?
-Because it’s between the AC.

It was so cold…
-every kind of cereal in the cupboard was frosted – including the boxes!

It was so cold . . .
-we had to chop up the piano for firewood – but we only got two chords.

It was so cold . . .
-we had to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our parkas!

It was so cold…
-hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

It’ so cold
-I’m shivering like a mobster in a tax office.

It was so cold . . .
-the rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle.

It was so cold . . .
-terrorists started to stockpile weapons-grade hot chocolate!

It was so cold back last winter,
-Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.

It was so cold . . .
-the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!

It is so cold in winter;
-I saw polar bears are buying fur coats.

It was so cold…
-prisoners wouldn’t take off their mitts when they were arrested. Their finger print charts were just big mitten smudges.

Man, it’s so cold outside..
-I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets

It was so cold . . .
-words froze in the air. If you wanted to hear what someone said, you had to grab a handful of sentences and take them in by the fire!

Taking a walk on an icy lake is snow problem
-the thing is you have to brave the cold weather.

Do birds know when it’s cold and they have to head south for winter or
-do they just wing it every time?

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