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It’s So Cold Jokes 🥶 in 2025

It’s so cold…
-Harvey Weinstein is keeping his hands to himself.

It’s so cold outside…
-I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple.

Why is the letter B so cold?
-Because it’s between the AC.

It was so cold…
-every kind of cereal in the cupboard was frosted – including the boxes!

It was so cold . . .
-we had to chop up the piano for firewood – but we only got two chords.

It was so cold . . .
-we had to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our parkas!

It was so cold…
-hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

It’ so cold
-I’m shivering like a mobster in a tax office.

It was so cold . . .
-the rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle.

It was so cold . . .
-terrorists started to stockpile weapons-grade hot chocolate!

It was so cold back last winter,
-Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.

Why would Great Wooly Mammoth cross the road?
-Because there were no chickens during the Ice Age.

The only way to stop the snow from giving you cold feet is by
-ensuring you don’t go around brr-footed.

During the cold weather, what gives off negative vibes?
-You get negative vibes from the temperature

It was so cold .
-I chipped a tooth on my soup!

It was so cold
-ack Frost changed his name to Jack Froze.

It was so cold…
-I had to wave a blow-torch in front of my nose just to have a sneeze.

It’s so cold outside…
-even the ATM shows minus.

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