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IT Jokes 🖥️ in 2024

The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present.
-This Presidential election.

Tech One: I heard if you put the Windows ME CD in a CD player, there’s a message from Satan that will enact a curse on your household and lineage.
– Tech Two: That’s nothing – if you put it in a computer, it installs Windows ME.

“Knock, knock. Who’s there?”
-very long pause…
“Java.”

Why did the programmer go to rehab?
-He was addicted to coding.

I would tell you a joke about the CIDR block,
– but you’re too classy for it.

Why did the band never get a gig?
– It was called 1023MB.

What does a pirate store his data on?
-An Arrrrr Drive

In order to understand recursion
-you must first understand recursion.

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
– Yes.

Coronavirus fear is everywhere…
– Today I coughed on my monitor and my antivirus software started running.

If you put a million monkeys on a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
-The rest of them will write Perl programs.

What’s the best way to catch a runaway robot?
-Use a botnet.

A programmer’s wife tells him
-While you’re at the grocery store, buy some eggs.” He never comes back.

How did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
-It was Ok.

What’s a programmer’s least favorite Pixar movie?
-A Bug’s Life.

Did you know that the first computer dates back to Adam and Eve?
-It was an Apple with limited memory.

Why do Java developers wear glasses?
-Because they can’t C#

Why didn’t the IT team set up their remote office from the beach?
-It was too cloudy.

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