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IT Jokes 🖥️ in 2024

There’s a band called 1023MB.
– They haven’t had any gigs yet.

How did the vegetable farmer sell his produce on the dark web?
-He used onion routing.

Where’s the best place to hide a body?
– Page two of Google Search.

I ran out of new IPv4 jokes.
-I could tell you an IPv6 one but I’m afraid, you might not understand it.

How do you choose a strong password?
-Go to the gym and find the one lifting the heaviest weights!

Besides Password Help, What Else Do We Do?
– Nothing quite sums up the work we IT Admins are doing now do as much as this:

What do you call 8 hobbits?
-A hobbyte

What’s a hacker’s favorite season?
-Phishing season..

What do you call it when only one digit steers your car?
-A thumb drive.

here are only two hard things in computer science:
-cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Why did the programmer leave the camping trip early?
-There were too many bugs.

IPV6 walks into a bar.
– No one talks to it.

An ARP request goes to McDonald’s and
-asks for a Big MAC.

What did the hacker’s out of office message say?
– Gone phishing!

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

Why did the developer go broke?
-Because he used up all his cache

What’s a hacker’s favorite season?
-Phishing season..

What’s a secret agent’s go-to fashion?
-Spyware.

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