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IT Jokes 🖥️ in 2024

8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks “What will it be?”
-One of them says, “Make us a double.”

If girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice, and boys are made of slime, snails, and puppy-dog tails, what’s the cloud made from?
-Linux servers, mostly

I’d tell you a joke about UDP,
-but you probably wouldn’t get it.

What’s one step that witches and wizards take to ensure data security?
-Quill testing.

Knock, knock. Who’s there?”
-very long pause… “Java.”

Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
-Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC CAPITALISTS

Five routers walk into a bar.
-One of the routers goes up to the bartender and asks for four jack and cokes, and one seltzer with lime. A drunk patron overheads, laughs, and asks the router, “Who’s the seltzer for?” “I’m the designated router,” he replies.

Why did the football team fumble the handoff?
-They didn’t use a secure transfer method.

What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
-A Dell Rolling in the Deep.

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
-The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

What do you call a group of math and science geeks at a party?
– Social engineers.

Computers make very fast
– very accurate mistakes.

Did you hear about the computer that kept rebooting?
-It was terminal.

I tried to read the EULA because I wanted to know what I was agreeing to.
My coworker said not to bother.
So I clicked Accept.
-Now I’m cleaning toilets at Microsoft

Why do they call it hyper text?
– Too much JAVA.

Isn’t it crazy how many boomers love 1911s?
-One of the routers goes up to the bartender and asks for four jack and cokes, and one seltzer with lime. A drunk patron overheads, laughs, and asks the router, “Who’s the seltzer for?” “I’m the designated router,” he replies.

What happens when kids hit high school and want more independence?
-They start to get SaaS-y.

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
-“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”

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