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IT Jokes 🖥️ in 2024

What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
-A Dell Rolling in the Deep.

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
-The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

What do you call a group of math and science geeks at a party?
– Social engineers.

Computers make very fast
– very accurate mistakes.

Did you hear about the computer that kept rebooting?
-It was terminal.

I tried to read the EULA because I wanted to know what I was agreeing to.
My coworker said not to bother.
So I clicked Accept.
-Now I’m cleaning toilets at Microsoft

Why do they call it hyper text?
– Too much JAVA.

Isn’t it crazy how many boomers love 1911s?
-One of the routers goes up to the bartender and asks for four jack and cokes, and one seltzer with lime. A drunk patron overheads, laughs, and asks the router, “Who’s the seltzer for?” “I’m the designated router,” he replies.

What happens when kids hit high school and want more independence?
-They start to get SaaS-y.

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
-“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”

The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present.
-This Presidential election.

Tech One: I heard if you put the Windows ME CD in a CD player, there’s a message from Satan that will enact a curse on your household and lineage.
– Tech Two: That’s nothing – if you put it in a computer, it installs Windows ME.

“Knock, knock. Who’s there?”
-very long pause…
“Java.”

Why did the programmer go to rehab?
-He was addicted to coding.

I would tell you a joke about the CIDR block,
– but you’re too classy for it.

Why did the band never get a gig?
– It was called 1023MB.

What does a pirate store his data on?
-An Arrrrr Drive

In order to understand recursion
-you must first understand recursion.

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