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IT Jokes 🖥️ in 2024

A programmer’s wife tells him
-While you’re at the grocery store, buy some eggs.” He never comes back.

How did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
-It was Ok.

What’s a programmer’s least favorite Pixar movie?
-A Bug’s Life.

Did you know that the first computer dates back to Adam and Eve?
-It was an Apple with limited memory.

Why do Java developers wear glasses?
-Because they can’t C#

Why didn’t the IT team set up their remote office from the beach?
-It was too cloudy.

Why didn’t the shopper go down the canned meat aisle in the grocery store?
-Her SPAM filters were on.

There’s a band called 1023MB.
– They haven’t had any gigs yet.

How did the vegetable farmer sell his produce on the dark web?
-He used onion routing.

Where’s the best place to hide a body?
– Page two of Google Search.

I ran out of new IPv4 jokes.
-I could tell you an IPv6 one but I’m afraid, you might not understand it.

How do you choose a strong password?
-Go to the gym and find the one lifting the heaviest weights!

Besides Password Help, What Else Do We Do?
– Nothing quite sums up the work we IT Admins are doing now do as much as this:

What do you call 8 hobbits?
-A hobbyte

What’s a hacker’s favorite season?
-Phishing season..

What do you call it when only one digit steers your car?
-A thumb drive.

here are only two hard things in computer science:
-cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Why did the programmer leave the camping trip early?
-There were too many bugs.

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