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Insurance jokes 📋 in 2025

My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

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If the founding fathers of America were life insurance agents, where would they sign on important papers?
– The declaration page.

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What did the cars’ insurance agent reply when a man asked him why their anti-fire premium was $200, the anti-theft premium was $150 yet their anti-fire and anti-theft policy was only for $50?
– The agent replied, “That’s because nobody would ever really steal a burnt car”.

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Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home.

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What did the older gentleman reply when a young woman almost bumped her cart into his at Walmart and said sorry to him?
– He said, “Oh, it’s absolutely okay, my dear. I have car-t insurance!”

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Batman gave a new name to his life insurance policies.
– He now calls them the Dark Knight Returns!

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The man was reluctant to go to the pool despite having life insurance.
– He said, “Those are high-risk pools. I won’t go there unless there is a minimum of two Lifeguards”.

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What happened when a man put a “please steal me” bumper stick sign on his car in the hopes he would get insurance?
– Someone stole his bumper sticker and left the car.

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What did the turtle tell the insurance salesman?
– It said, “No, I don’t want to buy life insurance. I’m already covered”.

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Buying insurance is what keeps people poor so that they can end up dying rich.

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To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.

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