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Ice cream jokes 🍦 in 2025

Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
– They always get licked.

What do cats like on their birthday?
– Cake and mice cream.

Why was the ice-cream nauseous?
– He was churning!

Why do ice-creams make the worst hosts?
– He was always giving everyone the cold shoulder!

I saw the world’s biggest ice cream the other day.
– I’d like to see someone top that.

Why do you never meet a workaholic ice cream?
– They’ve always known how to chill out.

Why do they make ice cream from cow’s milk?
– It’s an udderly great idea!

Which ice-cream flavor is always celebrating?
– Birthday cake!

How did Reese eat her ice cream?
– Witherspoon.

The ice cream scooper got chocolate ice cream in my vanilla ice cream.
– That’s a twist.

Why doesn’t ice cream get invited to parties?
– Because it’s a drip.

Why did the ice-cream cone lose the tennis match?
– He was a soft serve!

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– I scream!
– I scream, who?
– I scream for ice-cream!

What does an ice cream lawyer say?
– You got served.

Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
– They got their just desserts.

What’s an electrician’s favourite flavour of ice cream?
– Shock-a-lot.

What do you get when you cross an ice-cream, a dog, and a cow?
– A milk-shake!

Why did no one laugh at the frozen yogurts jokes?
– They were a little cheesy!

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