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Ice cream jokes 🍦 in 2025

Why are pigs the worst to share ice-cream with?
– They’re always hoggin’ daaz ice-cream!

Why does the little boy always buy vanilla ice-cream?
– It is his flavorite!

Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream?
– He was looking for the scoop.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
– Pi a’la mode.

What do you get when you milk a cow in Antarctica?
– Ice Cream.

Why does the ice-cream always get out of trouble?
– He is so sweet!

Why was the ice-cream always sad?
– He was blue-berry flavored!

Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
– There’s a chance of sprinkles.

Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
– They’re a drip.

What’s a deer’s favourite ice cream?
– Chocolate chip cookie doe!

What happened to the popsicle when he saw his crush?
– He melted!

Did you hear they passed a law banning ice cream?
– Don’t worry, it was ruled un-cone-stitutional!

What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
– Breyer’s remorse.

Why is ice cream terrible at tennis?
– It has a soft serve.

What did the choc-mint ice-cream say to the chocolate sauce?
– We’re mint to be together!

Why was the ice-cream cone misunderstood?
– She was always waffling!

Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream?
– Any Given Sundae

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