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Ice cream jokes 🍦 in 2025

Why do British ice cream cones carry an umbrella?
– There’s always a chance of sprinkles.

What’s Thor’s favourite kind of ice cream?
– A Thornetto.

Why did the kid cross the road?
– There was an ice-cream van on the other side!

Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
– They have a soft serve.

You know what they say about ice cream parents?
– They play flavorites.

You know what they say about ice cream parents?
– They always have flavourites.

Where do little ice-creams go to learn at the weekend?
– Sundae school!

Why was the ice-cream nauseous?
– He was churning!

Why do ice-creams make the worst hosts?
– He was always giving everyone the cold shoulder!

Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
– Now he’s a popsicle.

Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
– They always get licked.

What do cats like on their birthday?
– Cake and mice cream.

Which ice-cream flavor is always celebrating?
– Birthday cake!

I saw the world’s biggest ice cream the other day.
– I’d like to see someone top that.

Why do you never meet a workaholic ice cream?
– They’ve always known how to chill out.

Why do they make ice cream from cow’s milk?
– It’s an udderly great idea!

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– I scream!
– I scream, who?
– I scream for ice-cream!

How did Reese eat her ice cream?
– Witherspoon.

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