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Ice cream jokes 🍦 in 2025

Why was the ice-cream kicked out of the party?
– He was rum and raisin’ hell!

What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
– Wanna lick me?

Why did the newspaper journalist interview the ice cream?
– She was looking for the scoop.

How do you wish an ice cream a happy birthday?
– Hope your birthday is gelato fun!

What hit song is a favorite amongst all the frozen treats?
– Life is but a cream!

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Banana.
– Banana who?
– Banana split so ice creamed!
– I just had some green colored ice cream.
– It was mint.

Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
– They always get a scoop.

What do you call an empty house with an ice-cream sundae on top?
– Desserted.

Why did the ice-cream cone get sick?
– He spent too much time in the freezer!

Which is the most difficult flavor of ice-cream to eat?
– Rocky road!

What did the popsicle say to his sonsicle?
– Stick with me, kid!

What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?
– What’s the scoop?

What did the ice cream’s teacher say when she misbehaved?
– I don’t cone-done that behaviour.

Why did no one take pistachio ice-cream seriously?
– He was nutty!

Where do you learn to make complicated ice cream dishes?
– Sundae School.

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Ice cream.
– Ice cream who?
– I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?
– Spoon.

What is ice cream’s favourite breed of dog?
– Dashchundae.

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