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Ice cream jokes 🍦 in 2025

Why did the ice-cream bend down?
– To tie his shoe-lace – it had cone undone!

What did the ice cream cone write on his Valentine card?
– You make me melt.

What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone?
– Scoop Dogg.

Which football team loves ice cream the most?
– Aston Vanilla.

How do ice-creams get to work?
– The ice-cream van!

Why was the popsicle rude?
– He was stuck up!

Ice cream sundaes always taste better with egg based additions.
– Am I right or am I meringue?

Why do British ice cream cones carry an umbrella?
– There’s always a chance of sprinkles.

What’s Thor’s favourite kind of ice cream?
– A Thornetto.

What did the ice-cream cone say to the ice-cream scoop?
– You’re legendairy!

Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
– They have a soft serve.

You know what they say about ice cream parents?
– They play flavorites.

You know what they say about ice cream parents?
– They always have flavourites.

Where do little ice-creams go to learn at the weekend?
– Sundae school!

Why did the kid cross the road?
– There was an ice-cream van on the other side!

Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
– Now he’s a popsicle.

Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
– They always get licked.

What do cats like on their birthday?
– Cake and mice cream.

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