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Ice cream jokes 🍦 in 2025

What does an ice cream lawyer say?
– You got served.

Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
– They got their just desserts.

What’s an electrician’s favourite flavour of ice cream?
– Shock-a-lot.

What do you get when you cross an ice-cream, a dog, and a cow?
– A milk-shake!

Why did no one laugh at the frozen yogurts jokes?
– They were a little cheesy!

What are ice cream cones like as parents?
– They’re big softies.

Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
– Because it’s cool.

Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
– They got their just desserts.

What do you get when you cross teacher’s pets with ice-cream cones?
– Teacher’s flavorites!

What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?
– Veinilla.

I was offered a job at the local ice cream shop
– But I turned it down.
– I don’t like working on sundaes.

What’s the difference between Ice Cream and Sorbet?
– £1.50!

What kind of weather is common in the land of ice-creams?
– Clouds, sprinkles, and pours!

Why do chocolate and mint ice-cream go so well?
– Some flavors are just mint to be together!

How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
– It’s sherbert day!

What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone?
– Alice Scooper.

What’s Dracula’s favourite flavour of ice cream?
– Vein-illa

Why was the ice-cream kicked out of the party?
– He was rum and raisin’ hell!

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