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Ice cream jokes 🍦 in 2025

Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
– Because with them, anything is popsicle.

How does an ice cream wish you a Happy Birthday?
– Congratulations, it’s sherbert day!

Why was the ice-cream so successful?
– He thought anything was popsicle!

Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
– They know how to chill out.

Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
– It was mint to be.

What did the starstruck ice cream say to his lover?
– It was mint to be.

Why do ice-creams always get invited to all the best parties?
– They’re so cool!

Why was the ice-cream so nosy?
– She wanted to know the whole scoop!

What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?
– Spoon!

Why don’t they make ice cream from breast milk?
– It’s an udderly bad idea!

What’s the optimistic ice cream’s motto?
– Anything is popsicle.

What does no one want to eat and smells fishy?
– A sardine ice-cream!

What type of ice-cream is the worst?
– One that falls on the floor!

What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
– Hoggin Daz!

What happened when rockers couldn’t get their favorite dessert?
– Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.

What is an ice cream’s favourite TV show?
– Game of Cones.

What do you say to an ice-cream who just got promoted?
– Cone-gratulations!

What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
– Dashchundae.

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