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Husky jokes 🐺 in 2025

What do you call a puppy that is on the fatter side?
– A little husky.

Friend: My Husky has a bad illness…
Me: What happened?
Friend: He has Irritable Howl Syndrome.

Not stupid joke at all involves no puns………
– There was a bamboo stalk and a corn stalk who lived in the same neighborhood. The corn didn’t really know the bamboo but the bamboo liked to watch the corn and sometimes follow him. The bamboo sometimes said “Sup my HUSKY bro”. One day the corn turns around and yells at the bamboo, “STOP STALKING ME”.

Wasn’t that CORNY. Sorry if that was CORNfusing. I don’t want you leaving saying “Aw SHUCKS”. tehehehehhe ill stop fine.

My miniature Siberian dog is gaining weight too fast.
– He’s a little Husky.

What’s a corn farmer’s favorite type of dog?
– A Husky (hint: corn grows on husks)

I started breeding pygmy malamutes, and I gave one to my SO, but they left me before they saw the puppy.
All I said was,
– “Hey, you’re getting a little husky.”

How many Huskies does it take to change a light bulb?
– Light bulb?! I ate the light bulb. Oh, and the lamp! …and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and

Me: What kind of dog you got? Him: Husky
– Me (in a lower voice): What kind of dog you got?

Did you hear about the guy whose vocal cords were damaged in an accident, so they had to do a transplant from a puppy?
– He’s doing okay but his voice is a little husky now.

What is a Husky’s favorite food for breakfast?
– Woofles

My miniature Siberian dog is gaining weight too fast.
– He’s a little Husky.

I used to have a border collie…
…then my parents fed him too much and he became husky.

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