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Husky jokes 🐺 in 2024

All puppies shucking corn…..
– Are a litlle Husky… It’s a gosh darn corn joke. I am a God!

While on my stroll through the park I saw a couple talking to their husky. Don’t get me wrong, they’re intelligent dogs. But do they actually think he understands anything? I came home and told my cat all about it and we laughed it off!

A customer’s corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky.
– She stared at me blankly. Something must’ve been wrong with her ears.

What do you call a husky puppy who can’t stop eating?
– A little husky.

What is a Husky’s favorite food for breakfast?
– Woofles

What kind of dog loves the internet?
– A cyber-ian husky!

Did you hear about the Husky that can retrieve a ball from 5 miles away?
– No way, that’s im-paw-ssible.

My wife slapped me when I told her I’m buying her a puppy for Christmas.
– I thought she’d be excited to hear that she’s getting a little husky…

Last night my dog wasn’t able to get inside the house.
– When I asked him about it, he told me he couldn’t find his husky.

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?
– She was a little husky.

What do you call a black eskimo dog?
– A dusky husky

“An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…
“An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.

3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy … do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No … not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times”…

Me: What kind of dog you got? Him: Husky
– Me (in a lower voice): What kind of dog you got?

An Iditerod racer took a sled dog to the vet. “He’s acting very strange,” said the dog owner. “He encourages the other dogs to hump him. Other than that, he’s perfectly normal and a great musher. Should I be worried?”
– “Not at all,” said the vet. “He just identifies as female. What you have here is a Trans Siberian Husky.”

Last night I asked my dog why he was outside our house.
– He said he couldn’t find his husky.

Three dogs met at a dog park: A German Shepherd, a Lab & a Husky.
The German Shepherd said that God had blessed them as the most superior dog breed.
The Labrador Retriever quickly snapped and responded, “God said Labs are the absolute best dogs!”
The Husky turned around and asked, “I said what?”

My wife slapped me after I told her i’d get her a puppy for Christmas. I really thought she’d be more excited when I told her she’s getting a little husky.

What do you call a husky/pug mix?
– A hug!

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