Husky jokes 🐺 in 2025

My wife slapped me when I told her I’m buying her a puppy for Christmas.
– I thought she’d be excited to hear that she’s getting a little husky…

Last night my dog wasn’t able to get inside the house.
– When I asked him about it, he told me he couldn’t find his husky.

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?
– She was a little husky.

What do you call a black eskimo dog?
– A dusky husky

“An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…
“An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.

3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy … do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No … not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times”…

Me: What kind of dog you got? Him: Husky
– Me (in a lower voice): What kind of dog you got?

An Iditerod racer took a sled dog to the vet. “He’s acting very strange,” said the dog owner. “He encourages the other dogs to hump him. Other than that, he’s perfectly normal and a great musher. Should I be worried?”
– “Not at all,” said the vet. “He just identifies as female. What you have here is a Trans Siberian Husky.”

Last night I asked my dog why he was outside our house.
– He said he couldn’t find his husky.

Three dogs met at a dog park: A German Shepherd, a Lab & a Husky.
The German Shepherd said that God had blessed them as the most superior dog breed.
The Labrador Retriever quickly snapped and responded, “God said Labs are the absolute best dogs!”
The Husky turned around and asked, “I said what?”

My wife slapped me after I told her i’d get her a puppy for Christmas. I really thought she’d be more excited when I told her she’s getting a little husky.

What do you call a husky/pug mix?
– A hug!

What do you call a puppy that is on the fatter side?
– A little husky.

Friend: My Husky has a bad illness…
Me: What happened?
Friend: He has Irritable Howl Syndrome.

Not stupid joke at all involves no puns………
– There was a bamboo stalk and a corn stalk who lived in the same neighborhood. The corn didn’t really know the bamboo but the bamboo liked to watch the corn and sometimes follow him. The bamboo sometimes said “Sup my HUSKY bro”. One day the corn turns around and yells at the bamboo, “STOP STALKING ME”.

Wasn’t that CORNY. Sorry if that was CORNfusing. I don’t want you leaving saying “Aw SHUCKS”. tehehehehhe ill stop fine.

My miniature Siberian dog is gaining weight too fast.
– He’s a little Husky.

What’s a corn farmer’s favorite type of dog?
– A Husky (hint: corn grows on husks)

I started breeding pygmy malamutes, and I gave one to my SO, but they left me before they saw the puppy.
All I said was,
– “Hey, you’re getting a little husky.”

How many Huskies does it take to change a light bulb?
– Light bulb?! I ate the light bulb. Oh, and the lamp! …and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and