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Husky jokes 🐺 in 2024

My wife slapped me when I told her I’m buying her a puppy for Christmas.
– I thought she’d be excited to hear that she’s getting a little husky…

While on my stroll through the park I saw a couple talking to their husky. Don’t get me wrong, they’re intelligent dogs. But do they actually think he understands anything? I came home and told my cat all about it and we laughed it off!

I told the corn he wasn’t fat, just a little husky.
– He didn’t know how to take the compliment tho I guess it went against the grain.

My dog got a sex change and joined a successful band that plays Christmas music
– He’s now my Trans-Siberian Husky

What’s a corn farmers favorite kind of dog
– A Husky

My friends keep calling my new puppy fat…
– But he’s really not.. He’s just a little husky

What kind of dog loves using the internet?
– A Cyber-ian Husky

What’s the difference between a trump supporter and a newly adopted Siberian husky?
– The dog has the mental fortitude to realize he’s just gotten owned by a Russian.

I asked my dog last night what he was doing outside the house. He told me that he couldn’t find his hus-key (house key).

What do you call an overweight Russian?
– A Siberian husky!

I like my women how I like my sled dogs…
– a little husky

What do you call a husky puppy who can’t stop eating?
– A little husky.

3 dogs met at the park
– The Husky mentioned that God has blessed Huskies as the superior breed.

The Rottweiler snapped quickly and replied that God said Rottweilers are the absolute best!

The German Sheppard turned and asked, “ I said what ?”

I’m not saying my neighbor’s dog is fat
– But she’s more than a little husky.

What do you call a Husky that loves to swim?
– A subwoofer

The German Shepherd said that God had blessed them as the most superior dog breed.
The Labrador Retriever quickly snapped and responded, “God said Labs are the absolute best dogs!”
The Husky turned around and asked, “I said what?”

People who talk to their dogs are just plain stupid…
– Saw a couple today talking to their husky. Intelligent dog, don’t get me wrong, but do they seriously think he understands everything he is told? I came home and told my cat all about it, we laughed our asses off!

I should put my dog on a diet…
– He is getting a little husky

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