Husky jokes 🐺 in 2025

I asked my dog last night what he was doing outside the house. He told me that he couldn’t find his hus-key (house key).

Why are Huskies and trees similar?
– They both lose their barks after they pass away.

Why did the dog get stuck in the cat door?
– He was a little husky

How do you get an Alaskan flat tire?
– When the husky falls over

I’m not saying my neighbor’s dog is fat
– But she’s more than a little husky.

Why wasn’t the puppy able to pull the sled?
– He was a little husky

After coming back from the animal shelter…

Friend: Did you adopt a dog?

Me: Yep.

Friend: What dog?

Me: Husky

Friend: (In a low voice) what dog did you get?

Did you hear about the guy whose vocal cords were damaged in an accident, so they had to do a transplant from a puppy?
– He’s doing okay but his voice is a little husky now.

A husky, a pitbull, and a chihuahua are all fighting over a poodle.
Poodle says: “I’ll only choose the mate who can use the words ‘Liver’ and ‘Cheese’ in one sentence…”

Husky: “Well that’s easy, I love liver and I love cheese!”

Poodle: “That’s not gonna work”

Pitbull: “I hate liver and I hate cheese!”

Poodle: “…No”

Chihuahua: “LIVER ALONE, CHEESE MINE!”

Did you hear about the Husky that can retrieve a ball from 5 miles away?
– No way, that’s im-paw-ssible.

A blind man walks into a bar
– After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,

Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says,

Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?

The blind guy says, Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.

What’s a corn farmer’s favorite type of dog?
– A Husky (hint: corn grows on husks)

A bit of corn tries to get into heaven
St Peter asks
“what was your job?”
“I was a Kernel before I got popped” it answers.
“in what army?” st Peter asks
And the corn answers in a husky voice: “the one that stalks maizes and takes ears”.

I’m not sorry, just a little corny.

What do you call a black eskimo dog?
– A dusky husky

A Man Was Lost In The Desert
– A man was lost in the desert for days and days and days and was crawling on his hands and knees. He had heat stroke, sun stroke, everything stroke and in maybe a few minutes he would be dead.

In the distance he saw a mirage, he thought. He saw someone coming towards him but he hadn’t seen anyone for days. The middle of no where, so he thought this can’t be true.

And as he looked, it looked as if it was an Eskimo with a dog sled and eight husky dogs in front. And he thought, ‘The sun must be making me crazy, it must be a mirage.’ But as it came closer, he could make out the sound of the dogs barking and he could see the furs on the Eskimo.

And he thought, ‘My goodness, I’m actually saved! It’s not a mirage after all!’

Soon, he could feel the dogs licking his face and he could see the Eskimo standing right before him. “It’s a mircale! I’m saved,” he said. “I’ve been lost in the desert for days!” he said to the Eskimo.

And the Eskimo replied, “And you think YOU’RE lost.”

What do you call a fat dog?
– A little husky

Why are Huskies and trees similar?
– They both lose their barks after they pass away.

Why does the dog not appreciate being called fat?
– Because he’s just a little Husky.