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Hurricane jokes in 2025

What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?
– Bridge over troubled water.

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew’s wind speeds?
– I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane?
– It was mime-blowing

What was the governor of North Carolina criticized for responding to Hurricane Florence so quickly?
– Because women don’t like premature evacuations

This Hurricane should have been called Snooki…
– The’re both heading to the Jersey Shore with plans to blow everyone in a 50 mile radius.

Why are most hurricanes named after women?
– When they come in, it’s exciting and wet, but after they leave, half your shit’s gone.

What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?
– A hurricane

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