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Hurricane jokes in 2025

Trump is like Hurricane Matthew
– The media is talking about it nonstop. Nobody knows how bad it’s going to be, but you can’t help shake your head at the Floridan who ignores the warning

A hurricane walks into a bar
– The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.

It dawned on me in the shower that my ex gf must be related to hurricane Dorian. You’ve been waiting for them to come but they just keep gyrating until they exhaust themselves.
– The worst though is when you see the video of them ravaging and gushing all over their previous fling, leaving you feeling completely inadequate and devastated.

That clown movie topping the box office is the real reason why we’ve been having so many hurricanes
– Because when IT reigns, it pours.

Why do hurricanes have girl names?
– First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

Experts are now saying that Hurricane Harvey…
– is the worst disaster to hit the United States since last November!

How are marriage and a hurricane similar?
– In the beginning theres lots of blowing and in the end you lose your house.

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