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Hurricane jokes in 2025

Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane?
– It was mime-blowing

Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory.
– There’s de Brie everywhere

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?
– A milkshake.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?
– A milkshake.

What’s the most inappropriate Halloween costume this year?
– Hurricane Harvey Weinstein

Geniuses were like storms or cyclones, pulling everything into their path, sticks and stones and dust

What do a hurricane, a tornado and a red neck divorce all have in common?
– In every case, someone loses a trailer.

We should just name hurricanes after politicians.
– That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything

while getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack isle than the water isle…
– I’m just kidding, I live in America.

What does Hurricane Katrina and Kim Kardashian have in common?
– They have both swallowed hundreds of black kids 🙂

Remember Hurricane Sandy that hit New York a couple years ago? They made a mixed drink after it
– It’s pretty much a watered down manhattan

It’s too early for hurricane jokes.
– Wait for everything to blow over first.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm?
– Hold on to your nuts, it will only be a quick blow.

You know why hurricanes are named after women names?
– Because they take away your car, your house and everything you got…

Hurricane Katrina 2nd scariest shit that ever happened in my life 1st thing was
– when i fumbled the handoff at the Popeyes drive thru

What did the well-intended but lazy pimp tweet out after a hurricane?
– “I’m sending my thots and prayers.”

A hurricane walks into a bar.
– The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.

Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane.
– Number 5 will blow you away.

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