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Hurricane jokes in 2025

Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy?
– Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.

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Why are hurricanes named with female names?
– Because when they come, they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them.

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
– Hang on to your nuts, this ain’t no regular blow job!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes…
– The bartender says that’ll be $20.20

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America sure is having some bad luck with the recent hurricanes.
– As if it’s built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

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HURRICANE SANDY UPDATE
– Mitt Romney has advised everyone in the path of Hurricane Sandy to make their way to their 2nd or 3rd homes immediately.

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Texas refuses to remove its statues.
– Hurricane volunteers to help.

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What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common?
– Somebody’s gonna lose their trailer.

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A hurricane tore off a quarter of my roof.
– oof.

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What happens to a sailboat in a category 5 hurricane?
– Mast destruction.

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Whats in the center of a hurricane
-The I

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My marriage was a like a hurricane.
– At the beginning there was a lot of blowing, but in the end I lost my house.

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The whole world is a cyclone.
– But once you have found the center, the cyclone disappears.
– This nothingness is the ultimate peak of consciousness.

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Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?
– All over the place!

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A hurricane is like a woman.
– When they come, they are wet, crazy, and wild. But when they leave, they take your house and your car.

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What do a hurricane in North Florida, a tornado in Oklahoma, and a divorce in East Texas have in common?
– Someone’s going to lose a mobile home

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What did Hurricane Tyrone say as it made landfall?
– Where the white beaches at?!?

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I asked my Hindu friend whether he plans to evacuate for Hurricane Florence.
– He said, Na-ama-ste.

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