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Hurricane jokes in 2025

LPT: In light of Hurricane Michael, remember to always look out for yourself. As they say: There’s no ‘I’ in Team…
– But there is an Eye in Hurricane.

Hurricanes are like women…
…they all start with a lot of blowing and sucking and in the end you lose your house.

Is it too soon to say a Hurricane Harvey joke
– Or should I just wait for everything to blow over?

In honor of international women’s day….
– Why are women like a hurricane?
– at first they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house.

I always get a little sad during hurricane season in south Florida…
…you could say I have tropical depression.

Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy?
– Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?
– Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

I guess Mother Nature watches a lot of Oprah.
– Because it looks like everybody gets a hurricane

Hurrican Dorian is so big it scared Alabama off the map.

Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy?
– Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.

Why are hurricanes named with female names?
– Because when they come, they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
– Hang on to your nuts, this ain’t no regular blow job!

A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes…
– The bartender says that’ll be $20.20

America sure is having some bad luck with the recent hurricanes.
– As if it’s built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

HURRICANE SANDY UPDATE
– Mitt Romney has advised everyone in the path of Hurricane Sandy to make their way to their 2nd or 3rd homes immediately.

Texas refuses to remove its statues.
– Hurricane volunteers to help.

What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common?
– Somebody’s gonna lose their trailer.

A hurricane tore off a quarter of my roof.
– oof.

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