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Hurricane jokes in 2025

After Trump changes course of hurricane with a sharpie
– House approves budget of 12 crayons for border wall

Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory.
– De Brie is everywhere.

If we drown in this upcoming hurricane, would that make us…
…the Joaquin Dead?

I heard Anheuser Busch is sending 9 truckloads of canned water to the areas affected by Hurricane Matthew.
– Who knew there was such a demand for Bud Light after a disaster?

In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded…
– I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes.

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?
– They’ll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

How do hurricanes see?
– With one eye.

Who hits Houston harder?
– Bobby Brown or Hurricane Harvey.
– Probably too soon

After considering Florida peeps trying to shoot at a hurricane incident…
– Shocked they’re not trying to shoot at the coronavirus…

A hurricane named Florence and no “Aunt Flo” jokes?
– Hope there’s no red tide.

Snooki’s kind of like Hurricane Sandy…
– She’s large, slow-moving, an has blown just about everyone in the Jersey Shore

How do you find the eye of a hurricane?
– Look near the c!

Like a cyclone, imperialism spins across the globe; militarism crushes peoples and sucks their blood like a vampire

I took a picture of Hurricane Dorian
– but it came out Grey.

We should just name hurricanes after politicians.
– That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything.

We should just name hurricanes after politicians.
– That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?
– Some poor sap’s gonna lose a trailer.

How is Hurricane Florence like my ex wife?
– They start off wet and wild but in the end, they take your house

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